adam bane

Tweets always reverse chron, unless they're RTs, quotes, recaps, trending, conversations, or Buzzfeed reposting its own articles for clicks

#NeverGonnaLetYouEdit twitter.com/twitter/status…

Can't wait to read the IM ticket details on @jack getting suspended.

@skilldrick @jazzychad I don't want to go with Noto and step too hard on @FakeAnthonyNoto's territory. No one wants a @designtwinsies for parody accounts

@jazzychad Though I'm currently leaning towards "Jack Sparrow" with @jack photoshopped onto Johnny Depp's outfit

@jazzychad Maybe I can be "Anthony COO-toh".

Yo @adambain, couldn't you have given me more heads up so I could find a new display name and avatar?

So does this mean that tweeps can go for leaving joints at Dolo instead of leaving drinks?

If Russia could hack the internet so that I don't have to keep watching all of this live, I would be okay with that.

(Somewhere deep in Trump HQ, an oompah loompa bellows) What do you MEAN 'Hispanics get to vote'?

@bidetofevil Currently planning to not touch this with a ten foot pole.

What if we start rumors that Twitter is doing layoffs just to remind people how much they love working at Twitter?

Waiting for the next Falquora question session like

Wow, @leslieberland is really getting the marketing team in sync

@jack let's host Snoop back at the office again and bring Ken Bone here to meet him

Leak fearlessly to build trust?

How typical that all of these Silicon Valley folks are obsessed with a show called West World.

@jackjia96 Can't say I am, but people really seem to like the way it smells.

If someone says they can't feel their face when they're with you, it's a song about cocaine. No clue why this is such a mystery. Metaphors.

Funny how it's always backend engineers and data scientists telling client engineers to run long term hold back experiments.