dr hips

I’m having a bad day. You can make it better tho!

@zxckattack Can we hangout that’s driving distance from me

do you guys need anything while i'm in knoxville

twitter mutuals to lovers

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

@throwanitback I want to know why she didn’t check on her kid 🫩

as someone who has hurled barstools at a man i want to know what he did to cause that

Thinking abt chocolate chip pancakes ngl

hi bich and gucci flip flops being two of the best songs ever created

@throwanitback Paid $50 to fill my Honda accord this place is a prison

3.66/gal in bfe georgia is fucking crazy

@iPad_Latino Thought you’d like to know I read this as breasted sardines

I feel like a beautiful pelican when I have my breakfast sardines

@shapes_online @iPad_Latino Clearly defective =\

@iPad_Latino Not the same obviously but the people who adopted Kishie before me returned her 3 days later because she had this single patch of white hair near the back of her neck ????

I know I keep harping about this but the lady thought his chronic skin condition warranted his death? This is literally his skin after weekly baby shampoo baths, I haven’t even had to use medicated shampoo. This is just their skin is like! This is great skin for a Sphynx!

You don’t need to become outdoorsy per se (hiking, camping, etc.), you just need to normalize spending time in the open air and hanging out and doing things outside instead of inside. You don’t need to be doing a nature-related activity or exercise to justify being outdoors.

@mrmatthouse Yes there’s fire involved

@Bicuriousbogle sounds hot imo

What if I locked in and learned to weld

@mmorgankayy I think more extreme measures need to be taken personally! She is so pretty and so funny of all those girls - she deserves the world!!! Justice for Layla!!

whoever gave Layla access to glp1 medicine needs their license revoked I'm SOOOO serious

@certifiedypper I want to see people’s real bodies! We must reject perfection

i want to see plump, rosy-cheeked, healthy full faced fat chuds on the red carpet

Truly aghast at how few people recognize that love is not when you have the same niche interests it’s when someone else’s wellbeing makes you happy

My Twitter feed is so Georgia centric lately…

@mrmatthouse Aht aht!

@Bicuriousbogle ugh look how fun it looks tho

How do I tell him he is already old

@mrmatthouse No killing yourself!!! Don’t make me get the spray bottle

@Bicuriousbogle men used to kill themselves with dignity