Blue Bird 🧞‍♂️ 🇺🇲(Parody)

Twitter has me on the worst possible lockdown right now. Might be the worst one I have ever had as my visibility is next to nothing. If you see me please 👋 and see if we can fix this algorithm.

Even Mar-a-Lago is underwater. Neighbors are now really draining the swamp

@artikmutluolbe 🤣🤣

Benzetildiğim ünlü Kylie jener

NEWSMAX anchor says he’s tired of being lied to about the Epstein files and says this is why Republicans are going to lose the House. Turns out, the cover-up isn’t working anymore, even for the most conservative news. 😬

John Fetterman refused to join his Democratic colleagues calling for an investigation into the Iranian girls’ school strike. His reason? “The U.S. never targets civilians.” He’s gone full dark side. 😬🔥

He is as confused and dazed as he looks. He also hates this photo, so don’t spread it around the web 😉

Gas prices go up… and somehow the explanation always smells like fresh perfume over a gas leak. Charts say one thing, wallets say another. Funny how the pump never seems to get the “good news.” Anyone else noticing that? #TrumpsGasProblem

It’s a cult.

The most corrupt administration in US history.

The “Greatest Economy Ever” Just Lost 92,000 Jobs—but at Least Gas Prices Are Going Through the Roof twp.ai/4ivq0M

If you have ever used the phrase activist judges in relation to opposing Donald Trump, I guarantee your IQ is in the double digits at best.

MAGA voter faces prison for voting twice as claim of Trump pardon immunity fails in court twp.ai/4ivpK8

Pete Hegseth just said he only speaks “American.” Someone should probably tell him what language that sentence was in. 😬

That neck has its own zip code. 😂😂

Why does JD Vance always look like he’s confused about everything?

“Please please please Mr. President, we are winning too much!”

Johnson denies request for Jesse Jackson to lie in honor in Capitol twp.ai/4iwMmB

Letitia James takes victory lap after Supreme Court tariffs ruling twp.ai/4iwMmC

‘Insane Dictator Sh*t!’ Jim Acosta Goes Off on Giant Trump Banner at DOJ — Shows He’s ‘Staying in Power No Matter What!’ Mediaite twp.ai/4iwMkq

Jasmine Crockett calls for Trump’s impeachment over the tariffs