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🔵🔴 نادي #برشلونة يهنئكم بمناسبة #عيد_الأضحى 🙌 كل عام وأنتم بخير!

I blame israel, old white men and AI data centers for this

This club makes me sick to my stomach. We pay Araujo and Stegen €15m every single year, they contribute absolutely NOTHING to the club but we can’t give our best Femeni player whatever she’s asking for.

Worst tweet of all time goes to:

لويس إنريكي في أخر كلاسيكو فاز على أفضل نسخة لريال 2-3 وفي البيرنابيو زيدان ما فاز بأي كلاسيكو على فالفيردي أسوأ مدرب في تاريخ برشلونة سيتين تمت إقالته بعد مباراة البايرن كومان صح ما فاز بالكلاسيكو لكن وقتها طلع ببطولة كوبا ديل راي وزيدان موسم صفري وثم استقال

Summer enjoyers pretending to enjoy this weather

try an hour without alexia putellas

Lmao he really does look just like Tung Tung Sahur Hope they ruin him.

🏆 Copa Catalunya 12/13 🏆 Copa 12/13 🏆 Lliga 12/13 🏆 Copa 13/14 🏆 Lliga 13/14 🏆 Copa Catalunya 14/15 🏆 Lliga 14/15 🏆 Copa Catalunya 15/16 🏆 Copa Catalunya 16/17 🏆 Copa 16/17 🏆 Copa Catalunya 17/18 🏆 Copa 17/18 🏆 Copa Catalunya 18/19 🏆 Copa Catalunya 19/20 🏆 Copa 19/20 🏆 Lliga 19/20 🏆 Supercopa 19/20 🏆 Copa 20/21 🏆 Lliga 20/21 🏆 Champions 20/21 🏆 Supercopa 21/22 🏆 Copa 21/22 🏆 Lliga 21/22 🏆 Supercopa 22/23 🏆 Lliga 22/23 🏆 Champions 22/23 🏆 Supercopa 23/24 🏆 Lliga 23/24 🏆 Copa 23/24 🏆 Champions 23/24 🏆 Supercopa 24/25 🏆 Copa 24/25 🏆 Lliga 24/25 🏆 Copa Catalunya 24/25 🏆 Supercopa 25/26 🏆 Lliga 25/26 🏆 Copa 25/26 🏆 Champions 25/26 38 títols en 14 temporades.

@FCBarcelona continue paying dickheads like Ter Stegen and Araujo massive wages only for it to handicap both the mens and womens team. Time to reduce FDJ’s salary as well.

You have got to be kidding me 😔😢

Another dementia test which he will boast about the next time he has a mic. He thinks they take those tests to see how smart he is. Fucking dumbass pedo

Imagine how weak you'd have to be (both morally and physically) to see Donald Trump as your role model and hero. Jesus Christ you people suck.

Explains why all the bears in India went extinct

I’m so tired of pretending that Dani Carvajal is some World Class player. Fuck his trophy cabinet, in terms of pure footballing ability and play, he was and will always be an above average player and that too not always.

Dementia patient. If it wasn't for the Secret Service, he'd probably wander off and get lost

I’ve been doing this for years lol

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?” me in 2010: