Kevin Todd Boyer

@JohnFugelsang "When danger reared its ugly head, he turned his tail and quickly fled "

Nobody tell Andy, but they look exactly like Monty Python & the Holy Grail; before all being massacred by a rabbit. Jesus Christ, how these Crusade Cosplayers hate the actual teachings of Jesus Christ.

@AmyGolfsNDances @GaryWoodland With you behind him, how can he lose? You and him, both, "Have got this!"

You got this @GaryWoodland! Best. Friend. Ever! ❤️❤️❤️

@highbrow_nobrow @JohnCleese Don't threaten me with a good time!

Steve Bannon: “As God is my witness, if we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included…” (November 6, 2025)

Cruz: "When Richard Nixon and his corrupt AG…abused their law enforcement powers to go after their political opponents, Republican senators stood up to the president of their own party…Will we uphold the same standard? Will we defend the rule of law?"

@AnnieAndrewsMD @harrisonjaime

Forgive me for not sounding like a Senate candidate when I say this. Lindsey, fuck all the way off. Sincerely, A mom of three South Carolinian children and the person who is going to end your career💙

On my trip to the doctors office yesterday, I marked the "excessive crying" on the checklist and then the nurse told me that was actually "for babies"

@financedystop @BlackmoreKellyB I really thought the next step was going to be him tilting the syrup bottle upside down and drinking out of it like a hamster

This man explains the proper way to eat pancakes

Me (watching golf on tv and eating Frosted Mini Wheats out of the box) Kim- "Those would be a lot healthier for you if they didn't have frosting" Me- "If they didn't have frosting, I wouldn't be eating them."

Someone saying, "Don't take this the wrong way, but" has a 0% success rate

@OJoelsen @JohnCleese

New details are emerging about a heated meeting on Saturday afternoon at the Bayerischer Hof hotel in Munich between several senators and members of Congress and Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, along with Greenland’s Premier Jens-Frederik Nielsen. It was during this meeting that Senator Lindsey Graham reportedly went completely off the rails. The American outlet Puck had previously described how so-called “f-bombs” (f short for the word “fuck,” ed.) were thrown around the room. “Imagine Graham on his worst day,” a source told Puck. But Berlingske can now reveal that events unfolded even more violently than previously reported — and that Graham’s outburst was directed in particular at Mette Frederiksen and Jens-Frederik Nielsen. “He called her ‘little lady,’” a source who was in the room told Berlingske. However, the prime minister did not appear affected by what everyone present perceived as extremely degrading and outright sexist. “She seemed cool,” the source said. When Graham had finished, Frederiksen simply responded: “When you’re done with that, the meeting can continue.” Earlier, Graham had also stressed to Frederiksen and Nielsen that Donald Trump was the President of the United States — and thus the most powerful man in the world. The implication: neither Denmark nor Greenland should believe they are anything in comparison with the mighty United States. This “rant,” as a Danish source who was present in the room described it, came across as extremely demeaning toward Denmark and Greenland — particularly after the “little lady” remark directed at Mette Frederiksen. Graham’s behavior was described by a source as outright “disturbing,” “shocking,” and “extremely inappropriate.” An almost theatrical scene also unfolded between Graham and Premier Jens-Frederik Nielsen. “Graham yawned directly in his face in a way that could only be interpreted as mocking,” the source told Berlingske. It became too much for some of the American participants at the meeting, and Senator Elissa Slotkin (Democrat) was reportedly so shocked that she stood up and left the meeting. In a sense, the meeting marked the culmination of Graham’s angry outbursts. Already on Friday, he had stunned observers on live television when asked about Greenland. “Who the hell cares who owns Greenland?” Graham said, according to CSPAN. Participants at the meeting described his conduct as “completely out of line.” According to Berlingske’s information, there was quiet speculation afterward as to whether the senator from South Carolina had lost his composure entirely — whether he was not in his right mind when meeting the Danish and Greenlandic leaders. Only Graham himself likely knows the answer to that. —Berlingske

One time when I was in college, a girl I really liked saw me walking as she drove by and asked if I wanted a ride. So I obviously let her drive me to my apartment and drop me off and 3 hours later I walked back to campus and got my car.

@acaseofthegolf1 That's immediately what I thought when I saw what he said- Well, they aren't going to invite you NOW!

I bet going to the press with it will really help. Also Gary knows that no one is allowed to play without a member, especially the family of the guy who tried to sell discount golf balls at the ceremonial tee shot. Jack Dougherty has more self-awareness than Player

This game just isn't as fun without the Taylor sightings

As we get closer to Valentine's Day, if you're wanting to do something special, just remember that there are literally hundreds of songs about love. But there's only one song about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches.

Now that I'm retired, I don't know how much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense my body can handle

Apparently using a smaller plate will help you lose weight, but I needed three of them to fit all of my dinner on. I'm not sure how this is supposed to work.

🇺🇸 LMAO: "Hey Lindsay, why don't you just admit you're gay, and then people won't blackmail you anymore?" — Journalist Patrick Hawley to Senator Graham Ahahah, that may avert some wars too

I was having trouble finding anyone to help me at the Home Depot, so I fired up a chainsaw

One of my worst love stories is the girl who broke up with me two hours after she got her first pair of glasses

@LittleCongress That's the "Minnesota Nice" I always hear about.

For those saying that Democrats are the ones that need to turn down the temperature: Here is a small sample of the social media messages I get daily from your side.