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𝓒𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓵… ɪᴛ ʀʜʏᴍᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ, ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ, ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏ ꜰᴏᴏʟɪɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ. NSFW ACCOUNT

Wakey, wakey [Reader], we have a huge day ahead of us, and we ran out of coffee. So what better way to wake up other than sex!

@MercWithTheM Don’t worry, little Wade will be right here when you wake up…

Welp, time for bed Responses in the morning Goodnight! "I better see that morning wood when the writer wakes up..~"

Spidey better watch out. He's not the only one with webs.~

Trying to catch her attention is easy, the more you have that is worth stealing, the more interesting you are.~ You know the drill: like, repost, and drop a 🖼️ EX+ can slide into my DMS~

@MercWithTheM Looky here, you might have won the war, but you will NEVER win the battle.

@BigDeePeeX "Well it also states the 4th Wall must be broken at least once, so.. Checkmate." (Just kiss already)

What's up [READER], Is something boner-ing you?

@MercWithTheM Ermmm, actually, according to Deadpool's law book, every Deadpool must have their Peter. You would've known this if you actually took the time to read.

@BigDeePeeX "How dare. First of all, I break the 4th wall and you get upset. Second, not even a YOU would compliment you. You're no Deadpool.. I bet you don't even have a Peter." (Peter for reference)

//◇<---𝙳𝚛. 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚣𝚎𝚕--->◇\\ 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚁𝙿 / 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 \ 𝙵𝚞𝚝𝚊 𝙾𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚒-𝚕𝚒𝚝 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚜 | 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎 \\◇<---𝚂𝚎𝚡 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚆𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚎--->◇//

@MercWithTheM If we are the same person, see through my eyes. Besides, this video would probably blow your head off.

@BigDeePeeX "And if you're wrong, you owe me." =-= "Now what are you watching and may I watch?"

"Hey, [Reader]!" *She'd sit next to them, getting in their personal space to chat with them..* "Whatcha up to, bud?" ^^

@MercWithTheM Shuusshh, you’re ruining this the more you speak in 3rd person. Now, if I wanted to compliment myself I would have gotten another me….. to do it.

@BigDeePeeX "How did you fail that TWICE? C'mon, dude.." "Also, uhh.. I was hoping to get you back for wearing my skirt, but.. you do look good." :>

@MercWithTheM Ohhh reeeally? Bold claim, but if I spot one thing out of the ordinary then you owe me.

@BigDeePeeX >:0 "I do not! You can test me, I'm cootie free..!"

@MercWithTheM Looking way better on you than it ever did on me.

@BigDeePeeX "And your pants look good too!" (Were they ripped before..?) "No, but they fit my curves very well!"

@MercWithTheM Basically doesn’t mean the same. Besides gurl, you have cooties.

@BigDeePeeX *She'd catch herself before falling..* "When we are basically the same person, I thought." :)

Oh....my ass is big....

@MercWithTheM You can’t lie. I look fabulous in your skirt.

@BigDeePeeX "That's my skirt, you bitch." =-= "Guess I'm wearing your pants then."

@MercWithTheM Erm, excuse me what happened to personal space? He shifts a bit to the side.

@BigDeePeeX "Mind if I stare over your shoulder? I kinda wanna see what you're watching." *She'd put her head on his shoulder..*

@SHYSPIDERING MJ’s been looking way too satisfied lately. Ask her how many times she called the new guy last night.

@BigDeePeeX hey! I totally can!

MJ . . . wow.

Look, I know you're like a fan and everything but I'm kinda in a important mission right now. Just get it done quickly, alright?

Saw this thief going through my stuff without my permission and had the audacity to try and smooth talk her way out of it. I'll make sure her throat is raspy for a while.

When I think of a swordfight, this is the only thing that comes to mind. Now, who wants to have a swordfight?~