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Matt H.

@BigFancyLawyer

The Gates of Hell are locked from the inside.

Denver, Colorado Katılım Şubat 2012
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I still have plenty of codes for the sky of blue.
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I have Bl*eSk* codes! Follow me there by asking me for one.
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Don't look for the living among the dead. I'm on 🧵s. DM for username.
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As a courtesy to my followers I'll once again be going dark on Twitter so that none of you have to waste one of your 600 daily views on my bullshit.
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The Onion@TheOnion·
Man Could Really Go For An Unbridled Bacchanalia Of Earthly Delights Right About Now bit.ly/44iUAoc
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him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:
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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·
Laid off tech workers joining SFPD to clean up the city.
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane·
Wahlberg has peasant spirituality. Drinking holy water out of the font, herding his hogs inside the church for a blessing. He may skip purgatory entirely.
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"It is easy and perhaps virtuous to defend the reparative version of affirmative action; it is harder to defend the system as it has actually been used." newyorker.com/news/our-colum…
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"What if using a baking sheet required cleaning one additional thing?" - Inventor of the silpat
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Apparently I sleep with 91% efficiency which seems good?
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Sarah Isgur@whignewtons·
Fun SCOTUS stats from this term: 50%: unanimous in outcome (counting 3 PCs) 89%: at least one liberal justice in the majority 8%: 6-3 with the 6 Republican appointees all on one side 3%: 5-4 with the 3 Democratic appointees all on one side
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Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji·
Bragging about america having the oldest constitution in the world is like a bank bragging about being run on the oldest computer in the world
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@TommSciortino They should include flowery descriptions of things that actually enhance the story, not lazily try to create a sense of presence by spending two three paragraphs describing someone's breakfast.
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Fiction writers love overlong, excruciating descriptions of food. I have never understood this.
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