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Matt H.

@BigFancyLawyer

The Gates of Hell are locked from the inside.

Denver, Colorado Katılım Şubat 2012
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I still have plenty of codes for the sky of blue.
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I have Bl*eSk* codes! Follow me there by asking me for one.
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Don't look for the living among the dead. I'm on 🧵s. DM for username.
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As a courtesy to my followers I'll once again be going dark on Twitter so that none of you have to waste one of your 600 daily views on my bullshit.
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The Onion@TheOnion·
Man Could Really Go For An Unbridled Bacchanalia Of Earthly Delights Right About Now bit.ly/44iUAoc
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him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:
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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·
Laid off tech workers joining SFPD to clean up the city.
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Brendan Fraser Crane@bf_crane·
Wahlberg has peasant spirituality. Drinking holy water out of the font, herding his hogs inside the church for a blessing. He may skip purgatory entirely.
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Good King Tweetman@Goodtweet_man·
All such decisions were legal prior to todays decision
Ryan Shead@RyanShead

What todays Supreme Court rulings mean for the LGBTQ community and it’s supporters: Someone walks into your business with a MAGA hat on…no service. Someone walks in with a gun hanging from their hip…no service. Someone walks in wearing transphobic merch…no service. Someone walks in with Jesus loves me on their shirt…no service. Someone walks in wearing the confederate flag…no service. It’s time to fight fire with fire. 🔥

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"It is easy and perhaps virtuous to defend the reparative version of affirmative action; it is harder to defend the system as it has actually been used." newyorker.com/news/our-colum…
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"What if using a baking sheet required cleaning one additional thing?" - Inventor of the silpat
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Apparently I sleep with 91% efficiency which seems good?
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Sarah Isgur@whignewtons·
Fun SCOTUS stats from this term: 50%: unanimous in outcome (counting 3 PCs) 89%: at least one liberal justice in the majority 8%: 6-3 with the 6 Republican appointees all on one side 3%: 5-4 with the 3 Democratic appointees all on one side
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Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji·
Bragging about america having the oldest constitution in the world is like a bank bragging about being run on the oldest computer in the world
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@TommSciortino They should include flowery descriptions of things that actually enhance the story, not lazily try to create a sense of presence by spending two three paragraphs describing someone's breakfast.
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Fiction writers love overlong, excruciating descriptions of food. I have never understood this.
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