George

When my toddler hits me and this is the only thing I can do

@MrAzSports Can you bring drinks too or just food?

Diamondbacks Baseball is back at Chase Field. This is your friendly reminder you can bring in outside food into the ballpark.

@lolntoday Living like that is insane

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

@Lobs_All_Day @Kameron_Hay Bro you’re getting cooked. Stop talking football for a bit

@Kameron_Hay Clowns in the comments don’t know that prime Odell was better than Antonio brown

It’s so easily Cooper Kupp

@STG_Yeh1 Best of luck!

𝟒 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬… 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟓… 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 , 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 !!! 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭. 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐬. 𝐓𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 ? 𝐍𝐨… 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐭 ? 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲… 𝐈 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝… 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞… 𝐈 𝐨𝐰𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 … 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲… 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐮𝐩, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐥… 𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬… 𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓! 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧?… 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫💙🤞🏽… 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐀𝐋𝐋… #𝟗𝟒𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫

@TheCowboysNet @GameDayNFLNews One of the worst players I’ve ever seen play defense. Idk how he made it through the season

Should the #DallasCowboys re-sign LB Kenneth Murray or let him walk?

@jhayflanagan @washghost1 💀

I’ve never heard someone use that line in a argument

@Anthony_philly_ @Tiller56

@Tiller56 Don’t forget they want Nakobe Dean, Phillips and Blankenship too

So apparently the Cowboys, who are $30M OVER the cap, are acquiring/re-signing: George Pickens J Clowney Maxx Crosby Javonte Williams Boye Mafe Devin Lloyd Ric Woolen Jaquan Brisker Etc…

@Iamthemane4 @jasrifootball You don’t know football at all

@jasrifootball That would be a terrible move by the best football team in Texas which is the Houston Texans please don’t do it

This would be a wild trade.

@BookitWithTrent U pos

SEAHAWKS -4.5 IS A MORTAL MEGA MAX.

@Cali619Kid @JustFreshKicks They will come

@BigGezzy1 @JustFreshKicks Well Dang

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@Cali619Kid @JustFreshKicks No I called all costcos lol

@JustFreshKicks Any in AZ?

@JustFreshKicks This going to be on snkrs?

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@tomstakes Suck daks dick some more

Patriots get their young QB and go right to the Super Bowl. Cowboys fans still trying to convince us Dak Prescott is worth it.

@mingo_live @VoiceOfTheStar You’re slow AF lol

@VoiceOfTheStar An interview is not a hiring you dumb fuck

“hahaha they coming for our coaches they wanna be us so bad 😂” did i do that correctly? just checking. now explain yourselves. ☕️

@lord_brunson Damn the hate on your guy is nasty work

You trying to convince us you know anything about him. He's a great DB coach. But he is an unproven DC. We gonna see tho.

@Dizzy_3D Cold blooded shit

@BigGezzy1 He a plant he sending hurts the scheme both games lol

HIRED BY WHO???

@LasVegasFill Been to one in New York. Place is 🔥

$255 Steak for 3 at Peter Luger in Caesars Palace

@BookitWithTrent @pikkitsports Shitty smh

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