Hayley Cropper

This ballock cancer is proper doin my nut in, not got time for it

Poking Norris when Roy's asleep #DontBlameFacebook

@alexturn3r I'm dead happy for him

No one gave this much of a fuck when I was born

Lost £11.50 on the barca game, Roy's gonna fuckin kill me

Fuckin bangin headache! Ketamine is a dirty drug but round 2 tonight with Sinita #YOLO

Got nicked for robbin Rita's dustcaps off her motor

Sick to death of all the bitches in that factory, then I come home to a house that smells like a chippy, dyin for a bud

What's blue and full of Haribos? Kevin Webster's overalls

Who is this new fat ginger kid livin on our street?

Roy left the toilet seat up so I rubbed his toothbrush on my bellend, Kirsty's got nout on me

Roy paid for me to get my hair done, come back with a Nike tick on the back of my Barnett

Closed the shop early to watch Jeremy Kyle on itv2, don't knock on

New release DVDs, 3 for £10 get at me

Twisted member, ketamine disco!

Me n the girls are out on the fuckin lash tonight! We're gonna shag your husbandsss

@BronaghFagan @roycroppernot @norriscole_not for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life, hmmmm...

@BronaghFagan free round of toast for you if you nip in one morning, butter is extra #RoysRolls

Having a sit down wee takes the edge off being a transsexual

Mum just told me she's washed my 'long sleeve thermal vest'. It's a jumper that mum.