LilHumansBigImpact

On my way to Costco in a Cybertruck

@LaceyPresley 🤣

Elon Musk reading my posts like: "Mid." 😅😩😭

@raqisright This is mostly correct but a few things are off

How to tell what phase of life a girl is in: Posting thirst traps = recently single Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is) If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up If she suddenly stops posting = new man If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week

@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Was Trump taking a nap?

Elon Musk and Jensen Huang hanging out on Air Force One (with Diet Coke lol). To be a fly on that wall...

@elonmusk Goofiest dude in the room

@elonmusk @teslayoda Living breathing hotspot

@teslayoda I am the WiFi

Jensen: “Do you want the Wifi password?” Elon: “I’m good. I own the sat network.”

Main character mood

@StephenKing If it was against the law he wouldn’t have done it, you dodo bird

You went to China with Trump when the judge told you to stay put and attend the ongoing trial. So I guess the law doesn't apply to people once they pass a certain amount of wealth.

@mrtimer2022 Happy 6th birthday! 🎂

Happy 6th birthday to my amazing adventurous dancing happy little one 🥹

@MightyMuth24 💯

@BigImpactHumans Americas gut health is slowly getting there. Now if we can get rid of seed oils and weed.

Great news for America! 🇺🇸

@c1oudeman Hes 6’8 and so she must be 6’4. Cute!

GUUUUYYYYSSSSSS

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Now you can get ready for the starship launch 🚀

@SawyerMerritt Good trip

@SawyerMerritt And Hershey kisses too

@Reuters Stop lying! Spreading FUD. 🤥

Tesla's robotaxi service is experiencing significant operational problems in Texas cities where it recently expanded, with Reuters tests finding long wait times, limited vehicle availability and navigation issues reut.rs/4dtHriA

@Polymarket It’s going to end up just like their high speed rail

JUST IN: California is reportedly exploring high-speed buses capable of traveling up to 140 mph on freeways.

@swdesertgirl @elonmusk @ChantalNatal This ^

@elonmusk @ChantalNatal #1 thing ‼️If we block someone please make it a true block where they cannot see our profile anymore and we cannot see them Thank you!!! 🥰

Try this early Grok Build (anything) beta and let us know what to improve. Much appreciated!

@BillyM2k I want familiarity

i want novelty

had to try what everyone’s been talking about… Little Caesars + Butter Chicken = *chef’s kiss*

@Pegasus10000069 Horrible isn’t it

@BigImpactHumans Omg 😳 😭

Children living near Driscoll’s strawberry farms are developing cancer due to pesticide exposure. This should not be happening in America — or anywhere else in the world. This is just one instance, and you can only imagine how many more cases may exist. This has to stop. 🛑