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Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M." Government: "Totally reasonable." You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival." Government: "You owe taxes on $60K." You: "That's not—" Government: "File by May 15."

Sex feels different when you never masturbate. Getting drunk feels different when you have reasons to celebrate. Spending money feels different when you’re rewarding yourself. Cheat meal feels different when you keep a strict diet. Earn your fun.

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

Me moving my focus to the right titty after focusing on the left for 5 mins.

"You Are Not Alone" was the first song in history to debut directly at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. Written by R. Kelly especially for Michael Jackson during one of the most difficult moments of his life, it became the last No. 1 single of the King of Pop's career. GOAT

Rien ne me rend plus nostalgique que la fin de Dragon Ball GT dans laquelle Goku se remémore toute sa vie avant de mourir… 🥲

@grimsikk @AnimexTwts One piece not even on crunchyroll

@AnimexTwts I'm not anti-piracy, but I genuinely don't get why people don't just get Crunchyroll and maybe even Hidive for certain shows. I've never had an issue with either (except when Crunchy removed reviews and comments, that was bullshit and inexcusable).

Pain 💔

@AnimexTwts Gotta add naruspot.tv too

Yall bash men on here everyday but soon as somebody joke with yall it’s “yall too invested into seeing black women suffer” 😒 foh we joking just like yall claim to be joking 😂 SMILE BITCH!

E foi bem aqui que nasceu o kpop

@Nezzzooo Free online access was infinitely better

The PS3 literally Did Nothing Better Than the 360

The way Deathstroke immediately pinpointed Deadshot’s location shows just how sharp he is—he might be the most cold-blooded villain in the Batverse.

@DragonBall43ver Piccolo

The green gang, who’s missing?

It's been 20 years since you've heard this but somehow you still knew which sound was coming next

People wonder why millennials can see through online nonsense so easily, and I’ll tell you how: we didn’t grow up with the internet, but once it showed up, every school paper demanded ten reliable sources. No random sites, no ChatGPT, just libraries and actual books.

@PicturesFoIder I give my address out online. Mfs ain’t pulling up.

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

Nah WTF… how can animation from 1985 look 100x better than something from 2025… what are we even doing 💀

@tipwho1982 @BleuCapone All members don’t bang. Kendrick don’t bang either but u a damn fool to say he ain’t blood

@BleuCapone Westbrook not banging. He wish he was 😂

When you gotta say positive stuff like this cuz you can’t tell the media “We both are Crip n*ggas” lol

The accuracy 🤣🤣... and the voice tone is different for each one...