BIG JOSH 🇳🇬

Weed helped me with anxiety more than any doctor’s pills.

I stopped at a gas station on the way home and realized I’d left my wallet at work. I apologized to the cashier and started putting everything back. The man behind me quietly said, “I’ve got it.” I thanked him over and over, but he just smiled and drove away before I could even ask his name. A week later, I was standing in line at a grocery store when the woman in front of me realized her card had been declined. She looked embarrassed and started removing items one by one. Without thinking, I stepped forward and paid the rest. As I walked to my car, I finally understood why that stranger never waited for a thank you. Some kindness isn’t meant to be paid back. It’s meant to be passed on.

1/2 All I wanted was to sleep for a week and somehow get paid $1,000 for doing absolutely nothing. One night I jokingly searched: “Jobs where people get paid to sleep.” No emails, No meetings, No alarms. Just me, a bed, blackout curtains, and peace. Turns out they actually exist. Hotels hire people to test mattresses. Sleep labs pay volunteers to stay in bed while doctors monitor their sleep. I spent the next three hours reading success stories and convincing myself I’d finally found my dream career. The next morning, I applied for every sleep study I could find.

it's ok to miss that nigga .. don't text him though

Rebecca J shared that she once invited an Uber Eats driver inside after asking if he was comfortable with it, and they ended up hooking up. Joking about the experience, she said she gave him “five stars,” adding that while he was only a “five” for her, he probably learned enough to be a “10” for the next girl. She also talked about her sex drive, saying that when she really likes someone at the start of a relationship, they can have sex repeatedly without stopping. She recalled vacations where they barely left the room and said the most she’s ever had in a day was five or six times. According to her, if a guy expects to have sex that often, he should also be prepared to make sure she’s satisfied every time—not just focus on himself.

Went to Jamaica expecting legendary bud Left realizing the stories were stronger than the smoke.

I'll cut the whole world off before I tolerate any more weird shit around me.

Went to take a drug test. The lady asked what perfume I had on. I told her. She says “Yeahhhh I have to get some of that girl. You covering up the weed smell like nobody’s business” Me : Fake appalled.

all that lame sht you be doing gon catch up with you

Not letting you sleep. My ex would do that, waking me up throughout the night or purposely being loud if I was trying to sleep. It would get to the point where I'd be sobbing and begging to go to sleep on a work night. It's pure evil.

People who quit their job before having another one don't be scared of nothing

Weed or drugs?

Ngga had no time with b!tch that wanna waste his time on smashing his beer instead got her a sure hit down without beer splash

Smoking weed is nice, but y'all are so dependent on it. You’re no different than crack users 😂😂😂😂

"People lie. Only money tells the truth."just weed?

Bad Girl: She want Chanel. Me: I want peace and good weed.

Unpopular opinion: If weed culture looked anything like alcohol culture, people would panic. But cannabis users don’t brag about blacking out, puking, or starting fights. Alcohol normalized self-destruction and people call it fun. Cannabis normalized rest and people call it lazy

The street will never forget Only one Cristiano 🐐

I don't know who need to hear this but.... slow down you're going through your weed too fast

all what a niqqa needs sometimes ❤️🥹

When she put them hands on yo chest and stand up on two feet 😍💦