The Captain

@SenseiCarl_ watching an old patreon, you mentioned saying "first time every time" when throwing something in the bin. Was wondering, is that Woody Harrelson related? I've been using that since I heard it in an old R.Brand podcast or something about him.

The Drugs Don't Work just came on while I was rolling a doob. Not sure if it was a sign or not.....it's getting sparked anyways.

Holidays approved for @Haveawordpod stars in their eyes next month and also for Deadmeet in July. @DeadMenTalkPod Fucking yaaasss!

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your bush.

Just went in two footed in the garden. Broke her ankle. That should do it

No bad wee day

Now thats over and the dust has settled, surely letting Hatate take that penalty is a sacking offence??

Surely a sackable offence letting Hatate hit the pen btw.

@Haveawordpod About 38 minutes in & already it's one of my favourites.

Five strangers. One epic quest. It’s time to meet your characters. 🎲 THE D&D SPECIAL 🎲 📆 OUT NOW 📆 🚨 ONLY ON PATREON 🚨

@brookecombe Honking.

Schmeichel 🤦‍♀️

Should be Schmeichels last game, Scales last game should've been about 4 years ago tho so....

They have ripped us apart tonight.Gave us a lesson in pressing. Let our midfields push up when their defenders had the ball, one pass took out our whole midfield. Mcgregor didn't have a clue. Schmeichel is past it, Scales never had it, pretty fucking shite all round.

It's absolutely mental that we pay thousands of pounds a week to a guy that cant pass a fucking ball.

Bernardo showing again why he should start every game. 😂

Lost count how many times I've seen them now, but @dmasmusic are fucking quality every time.

When Hatate was banging a few in his overall play of not doing much else and losing possession easily was overlooked, now the goals have dried up that's all we're getting from him.

Note to self, dont talk while you're taking a photo. Dan fucking Tiernan though!

@_CGLT95 You must be watching different games from me then. So must Forrest offering that much as well tbf so what the fuck do I know. I do know he wouldn't be missed from his performances this season.

@BigLinton He isn’t, he does and no we shouldn’t

Jesus fucking fuck why is he not punted!

@_CGLT95 He's fucking shite mate, offers absolutely fuck all and any profit we get we should take right now.

@BigLinton Because he’s a member of our starting XI who our manager said he didn’t want sold. You expect the board to replace him or you happy to further jeopradise our league chances for the sake of a balance sheet?