Michael “Jerkoff” Thomas

dalton kincaid when i put valid united states currency on him

@BarstoolILLSt Pedon after not subbing Ty Blake in

My live reaction after our 16th turnover.

Give me some Ty Blake minutes.

Quattro Dog seeing the horn for Iowa vs. Illinois won’t stop going off

@Honeypack_Mike This one was special Mike. Not sure I’ll get over her for a while

@BigMike647 Come out to Daddios Mike. Let’s find you a new wife

Every time I have a sip of alcohol I think of my failed 2.5 week talking stage. Maybe I need to hang it up #CelticsShaq

JOHNNY “JOHNNY KINZIGER” KINZIGER

If this ain’t me and the boys in 50 years gathering for some March Madness beers at the local watering hole then I decline life

@Honeypack_Mike Mike where is this, asking for a friend

The most beautiful thing I ever done saw 😍

Sam’s Club no longer sell Ghost energy drinks in bulk

Chased a Godly woman away because I couldn’t control my lustful desires. Beef and rice bowl.

Backing out of the internship application after I see a cover letter is required

@Honeypack_Mike Feel this heavily Mike. It’s back to the old summer job for me!

When exactly is it too late for an internship? FukSum is just such a #chud

Pregame at the Hammond Walmart Supercenter for the first game everyone is invited 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Honeypack_Mike @DavidSider1971 We have a nice couch for you to sleep on brother

@DavidSider1971 @BigMike647 Can I come live with you guys for a while? Guy from last year is on an absolute rampage of retardation and he cannot be stopped

What a sight to see🤩

Genuinely how the Chicago Bulls look rn

@rkhendrix11 @BarstoolILLSt You’re a clown bro

@BarstoolILLSt Ok bud, you want war you’re fucking with the wrong guy. I had a buddy this weekend say “I knew RK before I knew RK cuz of how loud he was at games” you wanna call me grandpa why don’t you let me SHOW YOU HOW THE FUCK ITS DONE

Not a bad start. 12-10 BIRDS at the under 12!

ISIS has a new leader and we know exactly who it is!!!!

Dante Moore YOU are a New York Jet