Rick “The Blueprint” Thomas

This Maxx Crosby news is only here to distract from the fact that Bam Adebayo is on pace for 120 points tonight. #bookit

@townsharesarah #eradicate

Guys what does expand and shrink mean i keep saying it but i dont think i know what it means yet. IM NEW IM NEW.

Can’t wait for this performative bullshit to be over

Cannot fucking stand big john

holy shit. @Kylemarc28 now we’re fucking talking

“You need an internship” Mom, I’m gonna drink beer and throw bullshit up on twitter all summer let me FUCKING LIVE

That’s what they used to call me back in high school

@Kylemarc28 @townsharesarah Rick says shrink

Popping an XR. Will prob pluck every individual leg hair i have and then jerk it. Talk to you later. #ThatGuy

BJ > HJ

#shrink clogs in the gym put some shoes on pal

My neighbors were twins

wemby what the fuck

“The reason the thunder won a title was because of Alex Caruso”

PMB

How many people would have to be stabbed for humans to evolve into impenetrable skin

Second blue nip

Blue Nip

I’m on top of the world right now #puppymonkeybaby

Am I crazy to still have faith in the Sox