Dinner date canceled because she couldn’t understand why I wore a “Never Commit” top… meanwhile I’m here genuinely ready to settle down, build a family, and even argue about what to watch on Netflix every night 😭
Funny how a shirt ended what could’ve been a whole love story, but it’s calm—life goes on. Anyway, there’s now a premium slot open for anyone who knows how to mind their business and enjoy good food without overthinking fabric choices.
I’m currently seated alone, battling my thoughts and a table full of delicious food that was meant for two… now it’s just me and destiny. Pull up if you’re serious about eating and not reading meanings into cotton ☺️