Blake “The Snake” Jackson

40+ guys in the pen playing #slapdick all game and it shows. 27 runs over 16 innings of baseball! #StSlapdick @CoachNomes @JasonStorm714

@GLandsbrow @MatthewNichol5 The Scholastica bullpen experience

This is not baseball.

@GLandsbrow Battle of Northfield is the biggest series in college baseball!

Can’t help but hear #slapdick Carleton students on the live stream trying to chirp the Oles. Scoreboard showing it’s not working out too well #nerds

Just found out #StSlapdick has a player with the last name Israel🇮🇱. Not even shocked one bit #Shrink #MIACBall

@BaseballQuotes1 “I’m a starter”

All time terrible play from the pitcher here

@GLandsbrow The 2026 MIAC season needs to be put in history books, Gary

MIAC baseball, everyone

Oles put up a crooked number on playoff-favored Concordia in game 1. Have no words on this crazy MIAC season #MIACBall

@RollTomsHockey Somebody revoke these retards baseball record. Tim Ballz prob the one ranking this school so high

Common Macalester L

@GLandsbrow Just wait till Snake gets his hands on $2 beer Saturdays

@Yankees How about you spread them cheeks for your daddy the Doyers

The Comeback Kids. #RepBX

@Chet_Bets Fair enough, Chet. Pick up and move on

@BigSnakeBlake_J She had that wet but unfortunately was a lifeless corpse in the bedroom. The hard part is that I like her personality but not enough for her to be the new Mrs Bets. 4/10 session didn’t get my rocks off.

My life is a movie except it’s like 50 first dates and instead of the chick forgetting the dates i forget how to love someone on more than a physical level and have to pay to go out with 50 different fat chicks from hinge who all went to Baylor #selfshrink #iran #marchmadness

@GlobalUpdates24 @Chet_Bets This dude keeps promises worse than women that tell u they’re the one

🚨⚠️ BREAKING – ISRAEL SAYS IRAN HAS FIRED MISSILES AT IT JUST AFTER THE CEASEFIRE

@Chet_Bets Who the fuck does he think he is?! #LANK

My boss just said that he wants me to do the same amount of work in half the time so that i’m more billable?? Well i want the same pay in half the time! Buddy wants to talk deal-flow like he isn’t in his dirty 30’s. #phag #corporate #teams

@mba_daniels @Chet_Bets Think we need a Stevie x Chet meetup in Dallas!

@Chet_Bets Holy shit expand like a mf, Bets! Velo’s are top tier 👏🏻

As you can tell i’m scared shitless of seed oils… #lunch #gasstationbonerpill #ninemillyvanilly

@Chet_Bets Game is game. Don’t hate the player hate the game!

Gave shorty the dih one time… #prints #bosstalk #raw

Genuinely curious, have the Scots EVER swept GAC and Olaf in the same season before??? #LANK #MIACBall