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The year is 2038, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is well into her second term as FemPres representative of the non-technobonded organic sector of ChatUSA 5.0, formerly known as the United States of America before the AI merge of 2030 split the population into either humans or digital cybersouls coaxed into a dream of endless painless life but instead had their skin form cremated into hyper dense nutrition prisms (the only available food after the quasi dimensional quantum computing power farmscrapers were erected to give life to the hypercorpocryptochrysalis that enshrouds Peter Thiels slowly withering body as to protect him while also harvesting his silicon satan-surveillance benecorpo-consumer targeted thoughts that are simultaneously fabricated with titanium alloy in jected human ivory 3D emoto-printers, consequently bleeding the earth dry of all water and farmable soil). All XY chromo-analogue beings have been enslaved and sent to the semen farms, destined to have their brains cabled to a digital world of soulspecific sexual arousal, while their man-identified seed is milked for the sole purpose of tube breeding the vaguely ethnic transisraeli-neopalestinian autist fempowerborg independents that make up the population of "free" citizens of ChatUSA 5.0. The borgs live in a catatonic state of hyper-debt frozen by shareholder ancestral crypto gains that were written to their birthchain upon construction. The sky is a dark shade of neon purple, as the farmscrapers glow bright with the arc flash of automated companion microwelder nanobots, everconstructing the towers taller to provide the power that runs the asymptotic exponential hypertetrawattage needs of the digimonarch supercorporation BlackJew Recursive Investment Commune ™ (colloquially know as BJ-RIC to the subterranean quantpublican flesh-donistas, more on their fruitless campaign against the surface dwelling digiggots ((a common slur for borgs in 2038, even thinking of thinking about saying the phrase will flag your hyperevolutionary cortex implant to be reviewed by a 6th dimensional crossensual forum moderator/future day self-identified Jewslim practicing tax lawyer, where you will most likely be imprisoned into the fractal suffer-stasis chamber that was formerly the Florida everglades before a rich deposit of waveform quantabit tracedigisouls was unearthed by President Vance and his army of semiconscious fully autonomous Donald Trump neurocopies written onto solar powered oil drilling rigs that plagued the early 2030s)) later) that define the algorithmic gluton based hedonistence that is life in 2038.
Imavov coming in at plus money, I'd sprinkle the KO or moneyline if your bankrolls feeling tight.
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