Big Broccoli🥦

Cash is trash! It takes a whole Ben Franklin just to buy one bitcoin. #Money

@_masterinvestor Great NYSE interview bro!

@Chrissssjohnson I’m only answering this because you framed this as a question, so don’t block me like Aristotle did 😂…It’s over collateralized. If your BTC gets liquidated there’s no foreclosure, you still keep the home.

Something to think about Your Bitcoin is held in Better’s Coinbase Prime account. What happens to your Bitcoin if better goes bankrupt? What happens if Coinbase goes under? You’re obviously not first in line for their assets their creditors are Something to think about

@SPXSatoshi @vladtenev why this influencer did not get an invite?

How do I get Robinhood social?

@djvlad Welcome back @vladstocks

@djvlad If you did this strategy with Bitcoin @GrantCardone wouldn’t be laughing at your net worth 😂

Here's a way better way to buy a house than getting a bank mortgage. Instead of putting a big down payment, take that money and invest it in great stocks for 10 years. During that time, rent a place to stay. For anyone who thinks you're throwing money away by renting, keep in mind that almost the entire mortgage payment you pay during that time is going to the bank's interest, not the principal. Your rent will probably be less than your mortgage payment + property tax + repairs. So use that extra money to buy more stocks. After 10 years, take a loan out against your stock portfolio and buy your house in cash. You will now own the house outright and have the deed - unlike getting a mortgage, where the bank holds the deed. Your loan rate will be WAY lower than a mortgage rate because it's secured by your stock portfolio. Also, you don't have to pay back the loan on a monthly schedule. You can pay it back at your own pace, or don't pay it back and let the interest accrue on the loan. You never have to worry about the bank taking your house if you miss a few mortgage payments like a bank loan. After it's all done, you own a house outright with a loan to yourself, and you never sold your stock portfolio, which keeps appreciating. BTW, that's exactly what I did.

@_masterinvestor $BNMR & $PATH

If you could only invest in 2 stocks for the next 2 years, what would they be?

@djvlad @grok how much would I have if I used max leverage on Hyperliquid?

If you buy $1k in bitcoin, and if gos up to $140k, you will have $2k in bitcoin. Keep your goals realistic.

@Chrissssjohnson Bitcoin will go up when you take that hat off and put your Cardinals hat back on 😂

Hope you loading the bases with Bitcoin in the $60’s It will make sense later

@djvlad But was you paid by Roc Nation to put that silly post out to detour people looking at Jay-Z for being in the Epstein emails with mentions of being paid off to keep potential protesters under control? Here comes the crickets …this will get no response 😂

I tried to make this post as ridiculous as possible, but after 14 million impressions, it seems like millions of people still think that I was serious. I was not. Everything in this post was made up. I was never paid by Roc Nation, nor was Jay-Z involved in any of these outlandish things. My point for posting this was to show how people will believe any outrageous lie that someone says to prove their own conspiracy theory. I proved my point. I know that a lot of people will take this post and create a new narrative that Jay-Z forced me to do this. He did not. Nobody from Roc Nation reached out to me because they saw it was obvious satire. Tory's legal team reached out to me to see if there were any actual facts in my post, and I told them it was all sarcasm. They did tell me they filed some legal documents with the State Supreme and Superior Courts and are waiting for a reply. Although I've always believed that Tory shot Megan, I also feel that at this point, Tory has paid his debt to society, and I hope he gets an early release. x.com/djvlad/status/…

@ShelyricMusic I love watching you perform!

Bittersweet Nation All The Way Live #Live #livemusic #band #iowa #local #music #fypシ #Fyp

@teslacarsonly How far along on the FOFO chart does this briefly stand for?

“Cybertruck is waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat.” — Elon Musk

@elonmusk Forget voting. We carry id to stay out of jail from mistaken identity by cops who think we all look alike to prove we don't have a warrant. I'm sure those whites and blacks in this video are both Republicans and Democrats.

@aristotlegrowth Lil bro! Crypto is a young asset class and the banks are just now bowing down to it while government is getting involved. It's like the creation of the options market back in the 70’s right after Nixon removed the dollar from being backed by gold.

@Wallstreet504 You are a better trader than @BillAckman who didn't make that type of gain after his Netflix loss. His 100x trade was shorting stocks at the beginning of Covid not after 2023. He called into CNBC, got on the air to manipulate prices.

I’ll never forget Bill ackman loss $400 million in a netflix trade in 2023….. i said damn!! then he turned aroun turned 20 million to 2.2 billion in 1 trade…. the losses make you… embrace that shit and lock in

@MartinShkreli @grok Does this accurately count for the users actively engaging with uniswap via wallets and dapps along with direct site visits?

uniswap web traffic: RIP

@jussychecker @aristotlegrowth @grok @grok If inflation constantly stayed at the current rate, what year could Americans see $1,000,000 per year being the average income?

@BigTimeBrock @aristotlegrowth @grok So if average salary was $1200 in 1918 how the fuck could it be a million in our lifetime that’s the point I was making idk wtf ur talking about

My ultimate goal before I turn 40 years old… I’m 29, is build a large dividend portfolio where I’m making $1-2mil guaranteed per year. That’s $83k-$166k/month That’s all I need to live off of per month based on how I want to live. My kids will be seniors in HS. I’m just gonna quit everything and fly around the world from 5 star hotel to 5 star hotel. And I just want to paint on beaches, play video games, and be physically fit. Join bike clubs, run clubs. I’m in the hustling phase of my life rn. Young man energy on the grind.

@jussychecker @aristotlegrowth My parents are still here and healthy. In 1985 the minimum wage was $3.35 and Nike sold new Jordans for $65 @grok how much was a McDonald’s hamburger and the average price of a new 1965 car during the civil rights movement? Compare prices to 1918 diner burgers and new car prices.

@BigTimeBrock @aristotlegrowth Ur parents were born in 1918 got it

@Bitcoin_Teej That’s a cold ass cold wallet you have there in a hot tropical climate

The cold wallet I use is a One Key Wallet 🔑

@GhostJSPatrick Huh? 1850? So you like history? Ok! Plenty of white men went all in…Henry Ford didn’t diversify. He went all in on the automobile. There’s different types of white men since you look at it that way. You were taught by the white man who was too scared to take risks.

@BigTimeBrock Yessuh I follows directions very good and yes I was taught to stay diversified by the white man You know it’s not 1850 right my nigga? You’re allowed to speak properly 😂

I’d smack the shit out you if you ever said all that to my face Can’t reply cause Chris blocked me rather then answer a simple question 😂 I will reply to you in the next tweet