BillyConnollyQuotes

American quiz show (Parkinson Show, 1975):

Parkinson 1980.

Playing in American (Parkinson Show, 1975):

Billy Connolly - Don't drink tap water in Ibiza! - Live At Hammersmith 1991 youtu.be/LSao_EBAR6Y via @YouTube

Billy’s fashion secret!

Latest custom, a wee homage to one of Glasgow’s most famous son’s, hand painted the logo for a change, really enjoyed doing these ones, if you know you know what they’re about 😂#bigbananafeet @PamelaStephensn

“The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one. Don't vote. It just encourages them....”

Billy’s having great fun with his amazing drawings and sculpture! See at bit.ly/3u60tDX

Sheep Shagging.

“Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?”

“Campari and thoda, pleathe?” (Not The Nine O’Clock News, 1980:

Billy just had his second Covid 19 vaccination! We waited our turn and received them at our local Publix supermarket. So relieved he has some protection now! He said “Wee jab - nae bother!”

"A fart is just your arse applauding."

“Does yer dug bite?” (1976):

Blow-up Doll (1982):

A fan asking for an autograph at an urinal: Fan - "Would ya mind signin' this Big Yin?" Billy - "Aye, if ya dinnae mind holding this while I do"

SONG: Half-Stoned Cowboy (1976).