Moses umoh

Waking up every morning no need to hydrate really rival fans tear been hydrating me since Sunday😫😫

@somtodeyforyo And so???

Bro let’s be honest the kind of phone you use will determine the amount of rating people will give you in this country, it’s dūmb but it’s true.😂

@LilVidaV @guzu_p He get who na smash am???

@guzu_p The WHOLE black community?!?!?! You smashed Meg?!?!

After being fucked and passed around by the whole black community in her prime, they expect Klay Thompson, a rich famous basketballer and amongst the top 10% of men to be loyal to an industrial whore who's in her 30s, has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market, has only 1kb of egg left in her ovaries, become an evening newspaper and who multiple average men fucked for free? Women are delusional!

@Mikeliberation Like Akara na one for 500 for your area??

I went down my street this morning to buy akara. I told the woman I wanted just one, which is ₦500. She looked at me, sighed, and faced another customer. I quietly moved to the next woman. She greeted me warmly, gave me one akara, and I ended up buying two big loaves of bread from her—₦4,000 each. Making a total of ₦8,500. She was so happy. I don’t even like akara like that—I was just in a hurry. On my way back, the first woman said, “My customer, so someone can’t joke with you?” I just kept a straight face and walked past.

@yabaleftonline Cheers to the Arsenal fans wey go wear Arsenal jersey to his church Wednesday services when we win the league o.😂😂🤗🤗

@Motee_1 Chelsea match na stand up comedy???

no, fuck me now. if i want to laugh, i’ll watch chelsea match

@chrilenciaga @Cr7Godbrand You're a clown, you're berating me for where I was born,as If I have any choice about that, going out of context....do you have a active father in your life while you were growing up or Right now ??

@Big_Muffass @Cr7Godbrand still dirty n couldnt use ur smarts to make a better life for yourself just berate ppl online. 😭😭😭 bathing with a bucket and brushing ur teeth with salt

Consider this: Klay bought her a Bentley for $300,000, for her 31st birthday but what do these women remember the most? Her cooking a meal for him and herself om thanksgiving. Imagine comparing a $300,000 Bentley to cooking a meal. Notice that not one woman mentioned what he did for her, but they readily talk about what she did for him. Your sacrifices mean nothing to women.

@ocuteutd @PeakSxnti Wait till May ending first

@Big_Muffass @PeakSxnti That’s the only thing you can say Netflix fc you still bottle the league

The only difference between us and Amad Diallo is he watched the game on the pitch while we watched from home.

@Hermes_XO @PreshAyo25 @onyekwere_Joy_ Dem don run...leave those delulu beinga

@Big_Muffass @PreshAyo25 @onyekwere_Joy_ See where you hang ball

This man isn’t not into this woman i can’t just prove it 😒😏 I was even expecting him to kiss her 🙂‍↔️ But in movies he will be kissing actresses so passionately 😏

Non virgins, how far?

If the phone does not vibrate when you plug in a charger, kindly change it, it's a sign that it has been used by many chargers.

@iamOTD @Mo_Arsenal9 They're scared after Real in last season ... they're scared

@Mo_Arsenal9 They've physically and mentally out played Arsenal in meetings under and after Wenger era. Playing #afc to them now is frightening and boldly shown in their faces.

The majority of fans think we will play against Fulham tomorrow. It's the Champions League semifinal against Atletico Madrid. You can't prepare for that game like you did against Fulham. It will be a game of patience tomorrow. The biggest in the history of the Emirates. Any fans with a grain of nervousness should sell their tickets. Atletico needs to pay for their sins for what they've done to us in their ground.

until i guide scatter no pikin go come this world through me. 🙂

@chrilenciaga @Cr7Godbrand A dirty Nigerian that's smarter than you, dumb mf had to check profile, keep displaying your foolishness online for everyone... Pretty sure you were raised by a single masculine woman, Bastard

@Big_Muffass @Cr7Godbrand its always a dirty nigerian. shutup

@BDbiggest21063 @nddyofficial @DevinMcgra18931 @MindOfHeadking Why una dey argue with this girl...gender were no get sense...guys same thing Headking is saying don't tell her or argue just the mark time follow fuck her like the other guys don't go and try to keep her or be serious about relationship

@nddyofficial @DevinMcgra18931 @MindOfHeadking Waiting, I am not waiting on anyone to take care of my basic needs but if anyone comes into my life and need me to cut off people then he should be able to take care of my needs 💯 percent. You can cry as you like i have made my point clear.

Instead of telling her to cut off her male friends, do this:

@cagiago_ @Prince_kse Bro is banger b9y yiy guys and Carrick be confusing him for a pro payer

@Prince_kse Bro got more banger tweets than goals

Amadpiano posted a Ballon D’or edit of himself at the start of the season just to score 2 goals in 29 games 😭😭😭😭😭

@PreshAyo25 @onyekwere_Joy_ So why can't she kiss him first

@onyekwere_Joy_ I know she was looking forward to a kiss. See the love in her eyes

@dennizzer_k Healthy and calafiori in the same sentence

The only "healthy" competition at Arsenal this season

@ocuteutd @PeakSxnti Can't her you from down there keep celebrating top four qualifications ND playing once in two weeks have got a very big game on Tuesday

@Big_Muffass @PeakSxnti Free giver away tears to arsenal fans

@chrilenciaga @Cr7Godbrand No I came to draw your attention to your foolishness...and you're now moving like a woman whom a high value man dumped

@Big_Muffass @Cr7Godbrand aww n u came here to cry about it? shutup bitch

@chrilenciaga @Cr7Godbrand You're dumb it's threatening to the society...do you know how hard it's physically and mentally to make $300,000 or how many cooks he could get from that

@Cr7Godbrand swiping a card with money u dgaf as a RICH person vs slaving in a kitchen cooking for a whole family and doing physical work is not the same thing. it literally took nothing for him to do tht 😂