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Lecturer: The textbook is #3,000 SATAN: Tell your parents it's #7,000 You: Daddy it's #30,000 SATAN:

@FxngMastermind Real

@BigbadEricc The girl now sf get dirty armpit

Na clothes you change madam

@SAbdulmumeen321 Youdon meannit

Cooking with charcoal is faster than cooking with gas.

@FrancisUche111 Active

Bro to Bro: what’s the way forward ? 🤲

@favourmass God abeg I no talk again

Remember how we shout”if I broke na my business.” That year.😂 Is it still your business or I shu interfere?😂💔

The perfect space is the one that gives comfort

POV: The phrase ‘just one more hit’ suddenly becomes a 3-hour commitment. 😂

@s_korobia Lol

@BigbadEricc Lol

Add vegetables to whatever you're eating tonight bro.

@wymarvy Oh, that

@BigbadEricc one snitching mf was there and he sold me to the gang i hate snitches man

i told my girl i’m sorry and now the whole gang think i’m weak..

@agujimanasseh09 😂😂

your friend is quiet" So if na you poor like the way I poor u no go quiet

@itz_WaltX You're in a cult

When my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork and I pretend she's in jail, it heals me spiritually...

@ysuckme I have a feeling like you feel nothing bro

i have a feeling like the winner of this game will win it all.

Women friendships fake ehn! "Girl you ate!" Swear with your life say this girl ate?

@Big_Rossie_ True

I love this new algorithm. It’s now easier to see my mutuals tweets. With how it is now, if your mutuals aren’t engaging you, they’re doing it intentionally ooo

Ejeh I dey see your tweet very well now and I dey engage you. No tell me say you no see my own tweet o Engage me back

@onerandomdevv Put us through

I came into the dev space randomly without knowing anyone in tech twitter