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“You can’t dog shot a kangaroo” - Robert Whittaker, 2023.

An entire dispensary pre-roll gets you high for exactly 14 minutes and 59 seconds

i am sick of hearing from europeans about the world cup THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING

We have to improve on Zubimendi and Gyökeres in the summer. Harsh reality is big teams move on quicker than us. Keep them in the rotation but we need game changers in those positions. This squad is full of OK players.

How’s everyone saying this now…???? Gyokeres doesn’t give us 20 G/A in his first season to be treated this way 💔

Looking at these chances… even if you don’t like Gyokeres for whatever reason… if Odegaard had Viktor on instead, we could’ve been up by 2.

Mateus Fernandes vs Crystal Palace (A)

🚨❌ Rodri and Ruben Dias are both out for Man City next game against Burnley, confirms Pep Guardiola.

new ick unlocked: men when they use their tesco club cards

We could get Nico Williams AND Rafa Leão for £100m combined if rumours are true. Let’s ship out Trossard and Martinelli and upgrade the attack.

🚨 Omar Marmoush and Tijjani Reijnders are both expected to leave Manchester City this summer. The Egyptian forward and the Netherlands midfielder have failed to make an impression since joining the club, lost their place in the team and struggled for minutes for most of the season. (Source: Football Insider)

Kai Havertz cult will tell you Viktor Gyökeres can’t control the ball, can’t pass, doesn’t link up play. The lies men tell.

How come Havertz getting outpaced by 31 years old, Bernardo Silva? Havertz needs to do more seriously.

Martinelli would be so good at PSG at ST

🚨💣 Exact offer that AC Milan will consider for Leao this summer: €45m-€50m fixed + bonuses. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇵🇹💰







