Alan McPherson

Today, House Democrats: → voted NO to paying all federal workers who have been affected by the partial shutdown. → decided to leave early tomorrow and give themselves a three day weekend. 🤔

😆oh shit, Boy you fucking wit the wrong one. LOL smh 🤦‍♂️ easy work @Eminem 🤨get the strap #lecheminduroi

@DTrumpPoll @Bamafanaticfan1 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump Bogus poll. President Trump numbers at this short time in office is higher than any presidency since WWII. Trump Train loading up for another victory in 2018 & 2020. USA is safe & respected from other countries. Do not bend with USA trading with China President Trump. #MAGA

Imagine marrying someone and then finding out they don’t worship Satan lmao, they gonna be in heaven playing a harp for eternity while you’re in hell having the time of your life

My boi harmen 😂😂😂

@icecube Then mic drop 🎤 haha pic by @BaileyBrothaz

FUCK 69.

Not giving a fuck doesn’t work...

One of my top rules to Staying Alive… Don’t do stupid shit and try to kill YOURSELF.

Can someone answer why Dr Dre's Compton album still isn't on Spotify and it's been 3 years since the release. @drdre

Daily Game: From @drdre

Welcome to California, costs 30 cents an hour to breathe, it'll be taken out in your taxes, enjoy your stay

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