Baby Cakes

@nikiplzzz could never be me

Ozempic is killing the pawg community

atl im in you

so grateful that I got saved from the things I thought I wanted🦋

imagine your whole personality being a physical attribute. ho youre here bcus your tall, now stop talking.

dont look a mess and talk with me, it hurts

yk who you are

in competition w every audacious ho

“ i hate side bitches that feel like they have human rights “

i just need an extra long charger and a rich 🥷

@bakwasbandkrein megaladon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with “on” Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

okay im back 🥵 checking dms now

if you cant use the door, use the window. lifes about getting in and getting out

Everything is a job, being a girl is a career.

What the Zelle me rn

Brilliance is lonely

Btw we’re waiting on @SpeedyMorman and @druski meeting of minds.. and fuck it , throw Orlando bloom in there

Philosophers digest

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Somebody get mercury out of the microwave pls. My ex just told me he’s in love