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An otherwise beautiful day ruined by Liverpool sacking Arne Slot 😔

@MartinD1964 @its_Lynx1 Baldfinger

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James bond. Go!

@SkylarSkye3 Keep up Skylar

Sesko is our new number 9 apparantly, so what number will Hojlund get when’s he’s back?

@pjstretfordend They'll win I reckon Bastards

Strange kick off time Saturday won't be watching it. Hoping PSG spare us from more Piers Morgan gloating and bullshit.

@Flashscorecom Gàrbor Kiràly

Reply with a random Premier League footballer that nobody else has mentioned. ✍️ We'll start: 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫. 🇸🇪

@MrPrince_Diego @UtdPride I take your view on board and it is valid but surely if you are under performing then people on the outside looking in (ie Me) must think, he form has dipped significantly. That said something is going on, alot of United players spoke to him after the game Who knows

Maybe you need to see it from his point of view. United was willing to make an offer a fair one but Brighton immediately countered with an £100m claim so he might think wow United wants me and wants to pay a very decent amount and it’s they wouldn’t even listen that can get into his head and turn you against the ones who decided that. He would’ve had a very shitty mentality if United would’ve come out with a lousy bid, but that was not the case so from his point of view, I can understand that he’s disappointed.

I think Carlos Baleba will join this club soon because it's not just normal with the way the players are flowing with him as if he is already one of their own.

@MrPrince_Diego @UtdPride If true that's a shit mentality We've had players like that who have since been shown the door. Don't know what has happened but there has been a massive drop in form.

@UtdPride People complained that he isn’t that good and had a horrible season but have they ever thought about him doing this on purpose after Brighton refused to sell to United by putting a ridiculous price tag on him?

@leazesender_ @TavernFootball Looks like a young @Luke_FFF with Barry Venison's hair

@TavernFootball Joe Allon

Back by popular demand is the landlord drinking game. We're looking for players past or present called Joe. Only ONE answer is allowed to be provided and you can't say Joe Cole. Failure to do so and the tray of shots comes out.....🥃🥃🥃

@Malachians 3 midfielders 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If the 3 midfielders Utd sign are Ederson, Tonali and Matheus Fernandes, how are we feeling about that? Personally, I’d be extremely happy at that.

@bethTmufc Not a chance

Ederson, Fernandes & Tchouaméni do we reckon?

@WelBeast @UTDTrey Plenty thanks

@UTDTrey Yes but do you have a premier league winners medal?

WE HAVE THE RECORDDDD CRY MFSSS🤣🤣🤣

@Lea_EFC West Ham united relegation

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League today…🤔

@LiamPaulCanning Casemiro will be hard to replace His break-up play, his goals , his experience I cannot pass judgement on Ederson as I've not seen him play, but you'd like to think someone at the club has. Fans are probably just underwhelmed. If he comes in we welcome him🇾🇪

So much negative discourse on Ederson. For those who watch him regularly for Atalanta, what's the genuine consensus on the type of player he is?

@47kasz @FabrizioRomano @ANTHONEE21 💯 slagging off the board was asking for the sack He did this after learning of Pep's intentions surely

@FabrizioRomano @ANTHONEE21 He purposely left Chelsea lol

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.

@StrettyDave I don't think he plays for us again

I remember getting hate on here for saying he was out for the whole season. 👀

@AdrianEdmondson A wazzo pair of jugs Ade

In some restaurants you feel like you're being watched.

@MissNicoleDeans How *soon 😁?

I spy something blue on site coming very soon 👀 and it’s not a city fan x

@wil_lil @BBCMOTD No chance

@BBCMOTD Spurs will go down

Two points in it with two games to go 🤏 Will it be Tottenham or West Ham that keep their place in the Premier League? 🤔

@Utd_Aidan_ @Diego_Leon_hq He doesn't deserve any United shirt number

@Diego_Leon_hq He doesn't deserve that shirt number

Could this be the greatest downgrade of Manchester United’s legendary No. 7 shirt?

@Oluchi_Utd Not a chance West ham are gone

What if Arsenal lose against West ham? 🤔🤔