BikeNerd

@chrisfroome Should we try this at home!?

When you've ridden a full loop but sure you had a headwind for the whole ride... #BikeNerdProblems

You know you're a BikeNerd when your missus turns round & says what was the real price?... #BikeParts

Having that speech prepared for why you need another bike... #AllDoneIt #BikeNerd

Some more road porn...

Buying a car based on transporting the bike... (credit @HankLW )

How you feel when you've had a few days off the bike...

Looking out the window wondering if you'll ever ride in shorts n short sleeve jersey ever again!... #BringOnSummer #BikeNerd

Kid pesters you for a computer game for months... Then they mention a bike & a full carbon with di2 arrives the next day... #BikeNerd

Finding recovery rides impossible because your Strava friends will see your average speed... #StravaWanker

Getting into work like...

Trying to style it out when you set off from a junction & miss you're pedal first & second attempt... #AllDoneIt

When you're a total mess at the end of a hard ride then someone you know drives past...

Nailed it... vine.co/v/eire7xFqalT

Wake up...Check Strava Go to work...Check Strava On toilet...Check Strava After ride...Check Strava Get in bed...Check Strava #StravaWanker

Every BikeNerds search history...

Great news from Garmin ... If you crash they'll fix it for you 👍

Getting in from a 3 hour ride & spending another hour checking your Strava segments... #StravaWanker

Getting bollocked for using your wife's razors... Or bollocking her for using yours... #BikeNerd

Wanting to ride you're true love on Valentine's Day has a totally different meaning for BikeNerds... #SundayRide