Bill Dennison

“I picked out a beautiful spot over there for you, right next to Ivana.”

“Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention. Let it be known for all time that he knew exactly what Donald Trump was from the very beginning, and chose him over his country.” - Steve Schmidt

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

@LauraLoomer Maybe you should move to Israel.

BREAKING: An Iranian regime account is now claiming Iran assassinated Senator Lindsey Graham! They just released one of their state sponsored IRGC LEGO propaganda videos showing what is supposed to be an Iranian hiding outside of the Senator’s home late at night and then breaking inside and triggering a cardiac arrest. The video ends with the Senator dying inside an ambulance and a person checking the name “Lindsey” off a checklist. The checklist says “Laura” is next. This is a direct reference to me. Last weekend, the IRGC publicly called for me, President Trump, and Lindsey Graham to be assassinated during Khameini’s funeral in Iran. @FBIDirectorKash the FBI should provide security to those who the Iranian regime is now promising to assassinate. I feel like my life is in danger from the IRGC following their threat to assassinate me because I support the obliteration of the IRGC and the war with Iran’s Islamic regime. I support freedom for the Iranian people.

May he rot in hell for killing children. Fuck Lindsey Graham.

Little pro tip from a seasoned shitposter - when the magats get all up in their feels tomorrow and try to admonish you for not giving a fuck that their senators are dropping dead, repeat after me: Fuck. Your. Feelings. 👍

Best community note ever. 💯

Trump is going to make Lindsey Graham’s death about himself in 3…2…

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were reunited tonight after an upbeat 20-minute phone call.

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

Hace unos meses, Lindsey Graham anuncia un plan para invadir Cuba: «Sus días están contados». Lo que no sospechaba que los días contados eran los suyos… y un destino es el infierno.

White Trash House.

well she’s definitely ahead of him now

SOMEBODY WAKE UP SCOTT JENNINGS! He has a phone call...

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

Let's see if I got this right. You left NY and went to Florida to have an illegitimate baby, you purchased an AR15 and left the Democratic Party. And then went on social media for clicks. Right?

Lucifer's having a great fuckin' week!

Can’t afford your rent or mortgage? How selfish. The President has a ballroom to build.

What in the literal fuck is this?

Nothing to see here, just Katie and Stephen exploiting their young child with a pedofile on an adult social media platform.