Bill Harper

Merry Christmas, everyone. Wherever you are and whoever you’re with, I hope you have a fantastic day.

My latest hobby. So much fun.

@RoseMCrompton *massive hug*

What life is like on my non-working days. #freelance #mumlife #exhausted

@RoseMCrompton Nope. It's hard to believe it's so damn close. Think it's going to sneak up on a lot of poeple. (Tip: Buy shares in any company that offers gift vouchers. I can see them being really popular this year.)

It creeps up on me every fucking year. I always have good intentions to sort out Christmassy-business things that would be sweeter than a sugar mouse but it rarely...sorry, I mean never, happens. I can't be the only one lagging in their X-mas marketing? 🙋‍♀️

@CanuckDamsel Tell you what. When you finish uni I’ll shout you a bottle.

@RoseMCrompton *massive hug* Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

The kid is making a habit of waking up before 5am. I am not coping well. 😩😴

@CanuckDamsel It’s damn nice. Pity it’s also damn expensive.

@CanuckDamsel Not Ice Wine?

@emiliameow Love it.

New dating profile pic just dropped

@CanuckDamsel Take care, and hope you feel better soon.

@RoseMCrompton A pleasure as always, Rose. Hang on. Given the context, that may sound very good.

Ah, the attention to detail my editor brings to my projects. And the responses/feedback I have to give him. 😂 He puts up with a lot 💜 #copywriting #editing #adultwork #sextoys

@NathanMcNulty @simone_au @AutomateMyStuff @codaamok Didn’t even know it was still around.

@BillHarper @simone_au @AutomateMyStuff @codaamok Sorry, forgot the trigger warning dialog :p

*patiently waiting for the Twitter wars of people calling SCCM, MCM* #sccm #configmgr #ecm #memcm #mecm #mcm #cm #wtfisgoingon #ihaveseenitall

@RoseMCrompton I missed the tweet. Will try to find it. Love the badge idea. Definitely do it. And more than happy for you to let people know I’m your editor. Thank you. *hugs*

@BillHarper 🤣🤣🤣Yes exactly! Maybe I need to make a little badge in Canva: "I think you're so awesome, I made you this!" Oh, also, did you see my tweet from yesterday about ass and anus? For future ref, are you happy for me to tell everyone you're my editor?

Does anyone else find writing testimonials really hard? I always find I wanna overshare about how cracking the person is and then it sounds gushier than a geyser in a monsoon.

@CanuckDamsel Bastards!

@vasu_n_chetty Yep. And two hours to fall asleep from when my head hits the pillow.

Anyone else take like two to three hours to "wake up" after getting out of bed?

@CanuckDamsel Hope they didn't do that to you.

@NathanMcNulty @simone_au @AutomateMyStuff @codaamok Wow. Haven’t seen that screen in a while.

@AutomateMyStuff @codaamok You haven't truly lived until you've multicast an image with Ghost on the same network as a 10 Mbit printer

Getting ready to head to Sydney for this year's #CopyCon. Looking forward to catching up with everyone on Saturday (and taking a relaxing stroll around the city tomorrow).

@TheMicheleWojo Waterworld

I’ll start: Kramer vs. Kramer [meme from Facebook]: