Bill Johnson

@NefflynBe Custard

@Matt_Pinner A bit of colour on it

What's missing 🤔

Golf getting a bit tense!

Jack Grealish! Some signing that.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Cardiac arrest

If you had to give this dish a name, what would it be? (Video has sound) twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

Give Antonio a paint brush and he will knock up a masterpiece in that outfit

Done by South Africa twice in a day

@MaxJessop8 @MissionDarts @Croftyjoe 😂😂

@MissionDarts @Croftyjoe Congrats @BillJohnson112

NEW SIGNING: Warwickshire Invitational champion Joe Croft, who is currently ranked as the East of England regional number one. @Croftyjoe “I’m so pleased to have signed for Mission. I’ve put in the hours and am very grateful for them showing belief in me." #TeamMission #ForTheWin

Back to normal #TheAshes

@Johnbricknell10 Surely not. His first touch is better than mine

@BillJohnson112 I thought it was u out there for a minute

Wilshere got called the next Rooney hahaha

@StoolFootball ‘Tottenham get battered everywhere they go’

What must be going though Harry Kane’s head right now… 🤯

@harris273 @JoshuaSteele20 @GeorgeJ44440491 He told me his name was Scott Chegg to. Waste of time the fella.

@JoshuaSteele20 @GeorgeJ44440491 Agreed, please do not buy. User made a fake account called Ash Brown which made me send money too and never got tickets in exchange.

X2 Fulham away tickets for sale. If anyone wants them?

@Evershite @JoeJohns89

That went well…..

@TheydonGreenFC @RooseFc Up the green 🟢

@RooseFc 0-3 @TheydonGreenFC The Green continue their unbeaten run in the league with a dominant display in Fairlop. We move 6 points clear at the top of the table with a game in hand. ⚽️ G.Johnson , H Carter , J.Steele Up the Green 💚

@Rootz_TV @brookathleticfc @TheydonGreenFC Yellow. Let em know your there 1st minute

TWITTER REFS... WHAT YOU SAYIN' ON THIS ONE? 🟥 RED 🟨 YELLOW 🗣️ 'HE BARELY TOUCHED HIM!' 🧐 🎥@brookathleticfc vs @TheydonGreenFC #sundayleague #grassrootsfootball

@Rossmac212 Me at the pick and mix in a supermarket as a kid when my mum wasn’t looking

This raccoon helps himself to the cat’s food😂 twitter.com/USlawreview/st…

@hashtagutd @benbrookes___ @E_Okunja

8’ 🟥 @benbrookes___ Down to 10 as Brooksey gets a second yellow for only his second foul of the match. @E_Okunja has also picked up a yellow for his protests. A lot to do… 🔵0-0#️⃣

@talkSPORT A shit hole

Finish this sentence: “Manchester is _____” 🤔

What’s Tyson Fury’s mrs doing on the apprentice