Bill Ratner

• EMAIL SCAMS COMING TO AN IN-BOX NEAR YOU!! This cute, little party-invite scam has been showing up lately, friends being hacked, and legit-looking invites appearing to come from them. DON'T OPEN THEM.

I am s-o-o-o telephonistically buzzed, rung, and answered! ... I literally phoned it in ... to VoicemailPoems.org • "They Send Me to the City to Stay with my Auntie" voicemailpoems.org/2026/02/04/the…

In my first #voiceover class my teacher asked me, “Where did you get that awful accent!?!”  I’ve finally gotten paid for my accent! @intermission_film @MagnoliaPics • youtube.com/watch?v=s98-Hd…

Had this weird-azz dream about almost becoming a comedy star. Thanks to Martha, Editor of The Soliloquist Journal, my poem: “At a Theater Near You” is up in cyberworld! #p=23" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">online.fliphtml5.com/obsvt/nqxy/#p=… facebook: facebook.com/profile.php?id… #poetry #poetrycommunity #standupcomedy

Honored/Jazzed/Psyched to have my poems up today @elj_editions_ltd • Thanks Diane, Alisha, et al @EmergeJournal emergeliteraryjournal.com/if-i-could-cha… emergeliteraryjournal.com/what-can-i-get…

... Enough said ...

Voxers, Screamers, and Mumblers: I'm rapping knuckles in online voiceover class for those interested in narration. Tomorrow 9/23: Corporate, next Tuesday 9/30: Documentary. As James Earl Jones said: "Beware the Vox, Luke." members.sagfoundation.org/programs/17656 @sagaftraFOUND #voiceover

Voice-Masters!! Come on over (virtually) to the Screen Actors Guild-AFTRA Foundation Don La Fontaine Voiceover Lab for my narration classes this Wednesday afternoon July 9th & next Wednesday afternoon at 2pm: JULY 9: members.sagfoundation.org/programs/17397 JULY 16: members.sagfoundation.org/programs/17398

beachchairpress.com/issues/issue-6… Big thanks to Brian Harman - brianrharman.com @BeachChairPress for pubbing my L.A. poems‼️

God, I am so confused now … X or Truth Social?!?

I get manic about deleting junk emails from my phone. I got an email from a friend saying, "Congratulations!" "For what?" I asked. She sent me this link: newmillenniumwritings.org/nmw-america-on… (I must have erased that one ... ) "YEEEHAWWW," I wrote back …

Novelist/guitar strummer Art Hanlon reviewed my poetry book from Peggy Dobreer's Slow Lightining Lit while we careened up and down Echo Park hills … spillwords.com/lamenting-whil…

Tomorrow night, Wed. March 19, BIG TIME HOLLYWOOD ENTERTAINMENT @jenifromthebeach @thenarrowword eventbrite.com/e/the-narrow-w…  #poetry #spokenword #dance #music @oscar.dice.writes @caroline_C_Kaufman @ricksegall @knowmadik @melissaadyliapausebreathesmile @mdlens @thosekleinboyz

Masters of the VOX ... Come on down! Next Tuesday morn - 11am Feb. 25 (my b'day) at the fab, new Meryl Streep Center for Performing Arts at SAG-AFTRA I'm flapping my lips for #voiceover students. Sign up and join in! • members.sagfoundation.org/programs/16622

Honored to be amongst the #poetry luminaries in Tiny Moments Vol. V • @bronzebirdbooks • tinyurl.com/865b68kz

What fun to see their grey faces ... from my mind to the page!  @Spill_Words spillwords.com/weird-sisters #poetrylovers #lapoetry

voiceamerica.com/episode/151748… • • • Happy to appear on the Good Grief podcast, coming soon to an electronic device near you ...

PUMPED/JAZZED/WOWED/HAPPY/GRATEFUL TO GARGOYLE MAGAZINE & RICHARD PEABODY FOR PUBLISHING MY POEMS THIS WEEK!! #poetry #poetryLA • gargoylemagazine.com/william-ratner

May the VOX be with you!! members.sagfoundation.org/programs/16085 #voiceover #SagAftraMembers #microphonechallenge