Bill “River” Thomas

Motto for Friday, April 3. Fuck you here it comes

@fooboxcombo I’m guilty of the same Ghost. Good to hear from u. Been MIA

@BillRiver69 River, sometimes if people are in the truck with me and I hear them sing, I’ll skip on purpose

I’ll skip a song while singing it. I really don’t give a shit

Grey Zabel on how he’s going to celebrate being drafted by the Seahawks: “Probably going to start diving into these Busch Lights.” Via @MikeDugar

If you park at the gas pump and don’t get gas you’re a fucking loser.

@Brick_Pitino Would

Charles Barkley wasn’t kidding. #Finalfour #7beers

Buddy of mine got a new dog. Princess don’t play. #dogdox

@GartrellJacobs Fuck you Gart

@BillRiver69 Mississippi Valley State delta devils

Mutual Monday: reply and I’ll tell you what mid major basketball team you remind me off

@TheeCoachO @eyejustkantbro She not gonna let you hit bro🙏🏻

@eyejustkantbro White boys who hate beautiful black women are boy lovers

White boys and sports twitter geeks be tryna act like she not hot lmao

@SirLoko69 Serious question Loko, You ever played Edward40Hands? Need to know.

There’s nothing wrong with having 3 beers on any random day. It’s like having chips and salsa before your meal at the Mexican restaurant

Fuck you here it comes. #bebetter

@baumtraug6302 That’s because you’re a fucking idiot

Bracket is so fucked… #MarchMadness

@Timbo_touches Donation

Oklahoma ML Memphis ML Troy +11.5 Alabama Robert morris over 🔒

@ChuckRodgersVFL Hate to say it Chuck. Got ya beat

That’s gotta be a world record. What a start to the night #expand

@HughPuddin Thank you Hugh. You deserved it

@BillRiver69 that’d be me

Just had a ghost wipe. Who took the infinite wipe glitch for me?

@Timbo_touches That’s fucking horseshit Timbo. I saw your sneaky little bracket. You picked the fucking Houston Cougars #wtf

@BillRiver69 Personally I had some good blow in Illinois one time so I will be rocking with the fighting Illini hope this helps bill.

@HughPuddin @Timbo_touches That’s what I’m thinking Hugh. Guy doesn’t know how to handle the attention his ex wife never gave him.

for the love of GOD don’t let @Timbo_touches get another tweet that gets some traction, guy is making me want to off myself tonight, heads bigger then his body now (idk how) #shrink @BillRiver69