Bill Zebub

I am live now twitch.tv/bill_zebub but you might read this when I am offline, but you can still masturbate about me.

If your booger does not sink in water, that means it floats.

The re-edit of SANTA CLAUS: SERIAL RAPIST kickstarter.com/projects/billz… offering a bonus disc for the next three weeks.

This is a much-requested re-edit kickstarter.com/projects/billz… Perhaps you wish to enjoy some of the special offerings. I suggest preparing a cup of coffee before you savor each word.

This is a much-requested re-edit kickstarter.com/projects/billz… Perhaps you wish to enjoy some of the special offerings. I suggest preparing a cup of coffee before you savor each word.

At first, I was angry when someone offered me toilet paper for my sneeze, but the person explained that I had shit sticking out of my nose.

Hang out with me while I am live twitch.tv/bill_zebub and enjoy insulting me as I drink what may possibly be urine.

I don't think I can fool you anymore. I was born with two noses. It takes me three hours to make them appear as one highly sexy nose, but I think I will venture into the public places as I was born. However, I know that some people cannot bear seeing more than two nostrils.

You might want the extras in this kickstarter.com/projects/billz… Also, I am sexy.

When people hear something that is blood-curdling, is cheese made?

I caught myself just going through the motions. I pretty much urinate the same way all the time. I think I should incorporate a few dance moves during the elimination process.

I declined the invitation to finger paint. However, I might go to ball painting. The friend said it backward. He said "paint ball." I am not sure if I should paint something with one of my testicles or both? In finger-painting, I think only one finger is used.

Behold kickstarter.com/projects/billz… It is your greatest wish.

I am playing some kooky metal for you wfmu.org/sheena Take a chance until 3pm.

Hey Boogerpie, I am live on twitch now twitch.tv/bill_zebub come hang out, or just watch the archive after I was live.

Watch “Never Make a Movie in Texas” on #Vimeo On Demand vimeo.com/ondemand/never…

Come hang out while I am live twitch.tv/bill_zebub playing Bloodborne and responding to your questions and insults.

You simply must watch this band youtu.be/br3OgQVfhfM?si… It is a very entertaining music video.

I am live on twitch for a bit twitch.tv/bill_zebub playing Bloodborne, answering questions, and receiving insults. Come have fun avec moi.

Playing music until 3pm NY time tofay wfmu.org/sheena Take a chance.