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@JackHarmen @HailTheQueenLT @Blackimus_Prime @Monte_Burns @KoP_of_TD Im sitting nxt 2 the biggest threat around. U dont want to see Mildred.

@Blackimus_Prime @HailTheQueenLT @Monte_Burns @KoP_of_TD I don't trust robots usually. But if LT vouches, then grab a glass and I'll fill it

@Blackimus_Prime @HailTheQueenLT @Monte_Burns @KoP_of_TD hey man, I'm just a henchmen who got pulled into this party.

@HailTheQueenLT @Blackimus_Prime @Monte_Burns @KoP_of_TD no worries. General rule of thumb for me: ignore transformers.

@Monte_Burns @HailTheQueenLT say* whoops. Who loves the bourbon? I love the bourbon.

I miss my fans.Look for me in an upcoming Marvel movie. That's all I can see. @Monte_Burns @HailTheQueenLT are we still meeting in PA B4 NE?

I say, you can't please everyone. #eatabagofdicksyounohobbyhavingasshats

Just got a letter from PPCI. They gathered one thousand signatures voicing disdain for me, telling me I need to clean up my act.

@HailTheQueenLT @Monte_Burns I'll be taming a hangover in AM.If u need me before training,I'll be the guy facedown in a plate of greasy food

@HailTheQueenLT you mean my new Bodyguard? Yeah, she can handle her shit. Fo sho. #BrokenNosesHelmetConcussions

@DerechoForever Whatever I'm feeling...it doesn't bode well for you.

@richmondlariat @HailTheQueenLT @JackHarmen @ScottRiktor @Monte_Burns I'm the sharpest tool in the shed, buddy. Chainsaw to you, ya backhoe

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy but Thursdays are definitely still gloryhole nights. Hey, power to you, live your life. #DerechoSucks

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy and I like how pointing out what day it is trumped pointing out that you don't frequent gloryholes.

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy everybody knows Tuesday is your bowling night. Thursday is your gloryhole night.

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy no, you shithead, I meant kneeling in front of your thursday evening gloryhole. #ohcoolyouhaveanicehouseOMG

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy cool. Thanks for granting my wish. Go back to your hole.

@DerechoForever @MrJCONsipracy you? I'll see your happy ass at Siege. I promise. Until then, keep stewing in that loss, asshat.

@MrJCONsipracy Screw you. Screw Kingston. Screw that nasty rat you screw. SCREW MILTON. #20KONTHEWAY #BreakingBOSS #debunkingCONSPIRACY

@MrJCONsipracy I really cant wait to put my boot so far down your throat that I'm wearing you as a kickpad...boss.