General Clintov

@mattvanswol Still calling them "teens" huh?

🚨#BREAKING: Astonishing video footage has emerged of an illegal "teen takeover" at a park in Buckroe Beach, VA. Police were called after over 400 teenagers began punching each other, jumping on top of cars, and terrifying residents. We don't have to live like this...

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

@Juxtaposedoly Gud mornin Kero

Good Morning Hu Taords The caffeine is struggling to do anything. Happy Hu Tao Tuesday!

@Lorgarwasright2 Whadda ya playin?

I did it board is built

Manlet King has been hacked. If you got a message from him recently, don’t click on the link. That should go without saying, but I know how things are. For updates, follow @the_manletking.

@2centsOfficial Gud mornin fren

Good morning

Stop trying to take his flamin' hot cheetos you stupid fucking bitch

@Geniustechw How lazy are you when you put something off for 20 years?

Mexican man who has been living illegally in the U.S. for 20 years is crying his eyes out because he is moving back to his country. His American wife says that we ‘elected Hitler’ and that she doesn’t feel safe anymore. What is your message to them?

@For_Macragge @HMBohemond You'd almost think there are only 7 planets in the entire galaxy, well 6 since Cadia finally got blown to bits.

@HMBohemond Returning to Armageddon for like the 7th time is dumb, an entire galaxy of war and we keep reheating and rebooting for nostalgia.

They're leaning super hard into the classic Space Marine aesthetics going into 11th edition. With this and the focus on the every day battles of the Imperium rather than EPIC HIGH STAKES MARVELIFIED HERO ACTION like with Primarchs, I dare say maybe Games Workshop is actually learning? Pricing needs to be fixed. The current Custodes lore is still like shoving a square peg in a round hole so it's still not canon. And we're still not sure if 11th edition will fix 10th's glaring gameplay issues. They also need to stop using ChatGPT to write their coded lore. But aesthetics and tone are a massive part of Warhammer 40,000 and refocusing on classic Space Marines and every day wars is more what 40k is about rather than the constant one-upsmanship of stakes we saw through late 9th and all of 10th editions. Culminating in a new Tyrannic War that only existed to up the stakes and ultimately not tell a story.

@frakesineurope Why do you have cannon balls in your house? A long standing feud with the mailman? You got a 12 pounder on the porch? So many questions Frakes!

those are cannon balls fyi

@inkblotistan Get your hands of my greps you damn dirty ape!

he coming for your greps

@Juxtaposedoly Gud mornin Kero

Good morning Monatards. Once again at work; Garfield was right. Happy Mona Monday!

@Lorgarwasright2 Guilliman:

@spaceshark23 There are other ways to play Stellaris?

Just found my first alien civilization and I’m playing as a militaristic human empire

Proof that women are choosy down to the cellular level.

@inkblotistan HH!

springtime, Hold Hedgehog