Mr. Bill Bean

@MrSausageGet Buy a Miele. Then you can have a smart appliance that lasts for 30 years. Of course, by then we will all be living in caves with no electricity and no internet, but hey, at least you'll have your appliance.

@CuriosityonX Scunthorpe.

First city on Mars is about to be founded, and you get to name it. What's it going to be?

@ywomendeservles Nice idea, but how can you differentiate between false accusers and those who failed to muster sufficient evidence for a conviction but were actually, in fact, raped. You victimise the latter a second time.

Should we make this list?

@amazing13_13 "It" - who calls a cat "it" - they are a "he" or a "she". (Haven't found a non-binary cat as yet).

My friend has a cat that caught 27 mice in one night, then arranged them like this all by himself, as if to show off his achievement.

@machines_sad @CharlesMullins2 It isn't. Problem solved.

@CharlesMullins2 What if fusion would be an irreversible disaster? Like creating a star that we couldn't turn off. Something like trying to create your own black hole.

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@RealJarTaylor Looks bit big for castration, but hey, what would I know.

A cheaper, better solution. Eco-friendly, too. No gas or electricity required.

The red squirrels must accept the cultural enrichment brought to them by the greys, even if it kills them, anything less is simply far right, bigoted hatred.

@paularambles Hedgehog flavour are great!

they call them crisps there

@Its_Nova1012 DEC20. Now using MacOS.

What was the first Operating System you ever used? - Windows - Linux - MacOS And what are you using now?

@VictorKvert2008 Enjoy. You reap what you sow.

«Мы видим новую, я бы сказал, подлую инновационную тактику врага — они цепляют к дронам дополнительные баки с мазутом. Зачем? Чтобы при сбитии создать яркое пламя, дым. Это чистой воды психологическая атака, работа на камеру. Мы это называем „эффектом нефтяных капель“. Когда наши ребята сбивают цель, этот мазут распыляется и горит на земле. Создается картинка, будто что-то горит серьезное, а на деле — просто догорают остатки вражеского топлива», — Глава Краснодарского края Вениамин Кондратьев «Это все жалкие попытки выдать желаемое за действительное. Никаких серьезных „прилетов“ нет, это я вам заявляю официально. А если и есть некоторые очаги задымления и локального возгорания, то это исключительно из-за падения обломков уничтоженных аппаратов и их последующей неконтролируемой детонации при ударе о землю», — Кондратьев.

I am back from X jail. Warning to all pro-Ukraine accounts: X is now locking accounts for supporting Ukraine under Violent Speech rules. You can get flagged, locked, or suspended just for saying you support Ukraine.

Can we just refer the whole of The Green Party to Prevent?

Yup! 1000%

@gregdek @Dovydas44444 Precisely.

@Dovydas44444 @BillyBe24919109 He has 40% of the stock and 80% of the voting shares. You don't have to like it, but them's the facts. He controls the company.

Only Musk can fire Musk. Is this: A) Proof of excellence in corporate governance at SpaceX; B) Evidence that Big Tech embraces authoritarianism faster than some countries; C) Other?

@theSNP @JohnSwinney What a self-obsessed tosser you are.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Delivering for Scotland.

@Dovydas44444 @gregdek Ultimately, the owner decides, provided it's legal. If you don't get this, go back to school and study harder.

@gregdek @BillyBe24919109 Yes. But modern companies - especially large ones - have various corporate governance standards

@threenotes_jp Sure. I've been there, it's very like England in some respects - or at least how England used to be. Polite, civilised, big neighbour.

海外のみんな、日本を好きですか？

@whitford747 @RoyalFamily Idiots.

Oh dear. Our Union Flag is upside down at Arlington Cemetery! ⁦@RoyalFamily⁩