Keanu's Delusional Lawyer

#BB27 #TeamKeanu Shoutout to @rae_raes_lyfe for doing this for me. I didn't expect it at all. Very surreal to see Keanu addressing me after spending three months fighting for this dude lol It meant a lot to me and I'm very humbled and grateful cameo.com/recipient/68dd…

Survivor and Big Brother are more enjoyable when you don’t pay attention to what the fandom on twitter says #Survivor50

@SORRYIMACANCER Good one kid

@BillyBiggs_ I don't fight w special needs people its kind of unfair

Watching bb17 and here’s my thoughts: - Austin’s a creep - the Nolan twins are annoying and stupid - Meg is furniture - Venessa needs therapy - Steve is fumbling his way through this game somehow - Johnny Mac is a gem I’m curious what the feeds were like #BigBrother #BB27 #BB28

@bartandragatha Well not according to his gf but ok bro

@BillyBiggs_ he was def emotionally cheating on her no shade

@SORRYIMACANCER That all you got?

@BillyBiggs_ Mad asf lmao

@bartandragatha How? Keanu didn’t cheat on his girl

@BillyBiggs_ Stanning Keanu but hating Austin that’s his brother…?

@SORRYIMACANCER You probably smell like a toilet bowl

@BillyBiggs_ Oh pls austin and keanu are two sides of the same musty coin

@4eyes_4_life Vanessa is an amazing player. Wish there were more women who played as good as her

@BillyBiggs_ It’s always women you never seem to find anything good to say about. Noticing a pattern

Finished the season. After hearing Steve’s jury management I gotta hand it to him. Vanessa too, amazing player. Would love to see her come back again for all stars.

@Grady67309829 Good one kiddo

@BillyBiggs_ This posts stinks like Keanu does

@itsmyhoh Good one lol

@BillyBiggs_ she still looks stunning unlike you

please never talk to me again. worst episode of survivor ever emotionally. #survior50

My winner pick this season is @chubicki #Survivor50

Genevieve literally hit the ground running finding not one but TWO idols and getting to keep none of them I’m so done #Survivor #Survivor50

Triggering dorks like this gives me life 🤣

@puceredbull Lmao are you ok?

You are so stupid don’t make me step on your neck like all of the BB fandom did this past summer

least obvious rage bait

@sharontharp Did you hear the same thing I did? If it’s true, I am sooooo excited for it

I think I’m excited for #BB28 and it’s only April. Am I okay?

@BroBlaziken I mean maybe it’s just the edit but he didn’t handle confrontations very well, he accidentally got rid of Jackie, and he was almost voted out a couple times lol

@BillyBiggs_ Steve's game is very impressive when you learn that everything he did he planned on doing preseason and was always hyper aware of his spot

@mowldyy That’s why you Botox baby

@BillyBiggs_ you are a keanu account respectfully i don't think anyone is going to take your opinion seriously. you get wrinkles the more you ragebait

Hot take: if Genevieve was as good of a player that twitter makes her out to be then she could’ve survived the twist. #Survivor50