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Billy Club

@BillyFuckinClub

Of course your opinion matters … just not to me

Arizona ☀ Katılım Ocak 2018
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Billy Club
Billy Club@BillyFuckinClub·
Sorry about all the mean shit I said when I was right
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Billy Club@BillyFuckinClub·
@danawhite why is the broadcast in FUCKING SPANISH TODAY DANA WHY?????????
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Billy Club@BillyFuckinClub·
I feel like there’s 15 times as many dumbasses today as there was in the 90’s
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Natalie Would
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·
Don't you just hate it when everything
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Damon Hunzeker
Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·
If you squint just right, you can make the moon look like Marilu Henner.
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Horatio Quartzjixler
Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
"Whose pussy is this?" is actually a pretty common question down at the Fleshlight factory.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
“Here take some tomatoes. I have tons, take as much as you want.” -people that grow tomatoes
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Nihilloligasan(2)@OfficialTeol·
According to the weather, "precipitation is possible after 1pm." But in reality, anything is possible after 1pm
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
Stop checking your phone every minute , nobody misses you.
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🌽 j. deere hoosier 🌽
🌽 j. deere hoosier 🌽@DeereJonathanxo·
I haven’t done my taxes sober since 1994
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i@tulobh·
Scott is my favorite asswipe.
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Kip Conlon
Kip Conlon@kipconlon·
I would like the porterhouse, medium rare, and the lady will have whatever she is about to tell you she wants.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
My IQ test results are back. They're negative.
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
I’m a day trader. Just yesterday I traded the other half of my Italian sub to a homeless guy for a full release massage.
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Opioid Cunningham
Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedub·
….these motherfuckers. *me, when I look around at my coworkers
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Damon Hunzeker
Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·
You misspelled "I” again.
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
I try to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder to find any.
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
Maybe it's the microplastics talking, but I feel like today might be a good day.
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Horatio Quartzjixler
Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
I'll be happy to come over and check your oil. When I'm done I'll check it in your car, too.
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Samuel
Samuel@Sammy_1999_·
Had a chick look at my package this morning and ask me if it was a small delivery.
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