Terry The Virgo

When is the last time yall turned yall phone sideways to type?

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

I don’t like signing up for anything for free but they ask for your loyalty. That’s selling your soul. Get iPhone 17 for free but you gotta stay with us for life. I’m coo ….

Just got news that 3 days before my wedding my mortgage is decreasing.

I think this is my third intern declining the $24 / hour internship. I am baffled.

Joes college road trip was funny. He was wilding!

Dove and Crumble Cookie 🤮🤮🤮

A recruiter will hit your line first and act like you applied for the job and begged for it

Can’t cap …. Olivia Dean really ate on A Couple Minutes. When I heard the song I thought she was singing to me

People really be finessing jobs. I’m working with this dude and he has literally NO CLUE what he is doing or talking about. Simple stuff that everyone in our field should understand.

Pre-season rankings are for entertainment purposes only. They keep you intrigued and spending money but the end of the year literally is the only thing that matters

In the late 1600s, they would have called Cig a witch and put him on trial for what he did for IU and winning this National Championship. That’s how crazy IU winning was

Man it is so important to leave your job after a few years of experience. It helps you grow and learn. I can honestly say now that I am about 10 years in my career that them first 2/3 years I didn’t know a GAWDDAMN thing 😂

The only thing that kills me is all the Miami fans crying about calls like their team was perfect. Every call they missed on your side they missed on ours. Y’all lost! shut up and let it go!!

Mannnnn

People want Cig out of Indiana so bad

Clapped at the end of His and Hers movie like I clapped at the end of Get Out when his friend pulled up to the crib in his car

I could hear all the black people clapping at the end of His and Hers from my house

In 30-40 years from now and they make a movie about IU’s turnaround as a team and I hear the statement from Cignetti “Google me, I win” imma be old and happy

Tik tok and Crank dat era go hand in hand. It’s time to pass down some recipes