Trader ZeroCool

@RampCapitalLLC Small accounts will pin a post with 2 RTs and 9 likes like it’s a big-game trophy.

@IfindRetards *ur

If you're a grammar Nazi on social media, your retarded.

@fbgsantiago Move to Bali

I want to live in a world where I can buy Xanax at 7/11

Wait a sec. If this means someone fired off an ICBM and it got intercepted... That means someone(s) can keep a secret, which is even scarier.

@Retrogodammed This show needs a prequel

Been on my couch since. This is television

@Amystreet Seeing as how none of us ever make it out of the trenches, we're stuck here in perpetuity at a constant tug of war with the PnL column. So I'd say by the next bull, a vast majority should be over 25.

Are there ACTUALLY any men on crypto twitter that are over the age of 25?

@weirdngkid Literal oxidation

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

@arkham James Wynn isn't real

JAMES WYNN: HYPERLIQUIDATED James Wynn has just been liquidated shorting Bitcoin. He once had $100M - his account is now down to its last $900.

@volcaholic1 Tbf, they're wasps

There’s surely a more humane way to remove a wasps’ nest than this.

He is risen!

@leamaric He is risen!

Happy Easter to everyone, especially my fellow Slavs eating the good stuff straight out the dish 👌

@ReardenSteelX @wholemars @Brand0n That's never going to happen, because, bureaucracy (derogatory). Cool photo tho

The Model X will be even more epic with FSD unsupervised. Totally going to trick out the back 🔥

Dropping this in her DMs and running away

@NFL_DovKleiman Bro built like a Pixar mom

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former Steelers DE Shayon Green has gone viral for his extremely intense training sessions as a fitness coach. We have never seen anything like this 👀

@mikepat711 Decent ride that

Fun fact: A giant beer tastes 300-500% better after a day of absolutely destroying yourself on a bicycle. If you don’t understand this, you should give it a try before you die.

@GoingParabolic Less

1.6M is the perfect amount of money to retire at 72. I retired at 35. How much money did I need to do that?

@MarioNawfal The Mars pivot is wild. Shooting a rifle with no scope

Gwynne Shotwell says SpaceX wants a Moon settlement and manufacturing facility within 10 years, ideally five. The plan includes building AI-powered satellites and data centers directly on the lunar surface through NASA’s Artemis program.

@bpdsins .@pepsi we lost another one

just tried coke holy shit

Woman be like "omg you're so smart" and you're doing long division.

@xevekiah Adulting

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@VLONEPREDATOR Here's what you'd look like if you were bl.............