William Sarstard OBE✌

@FIFC Bring the team back to Folkestone , all this training at Ebbsfleet to make it easier for his mates to get there was a poor choice. We want players to commit to Folkestone not a half hearted attempt at it. ✌️

𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗬 𝗗𝗥𝗨𝗥𝗬 #fifc | 🟠⚫️

@FBAwayDays If I may coin a phrase..."stick that drum up your arse hole"✌️

Drums at footy stadiums, are you a fan or not? 🤔 I personally think if it helps with atmosphere, then fair enough! x.com/markmorley40/s…

@kentpalace @McHardySimon @cpfc_1 Palace fans wait until the steward pulls the lone lion fan over then about ten pile in to dish out Chinese burns all round. ✌️

@McHardySimon @cpfc_1 x.com/laurence_cpfc/…

Palace done Millwall in Arthur wait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@romankemp Blatant foul on Cooper by Palace player, Roberts clears his lines, Palace player deliberately gets it the way to try and block, ball is cleared at waist height but follow through accidentally catches Palace player. It's called a contact sport. Grow up.✌️

The fact that this had to go to VAR is not just disgraceful, but outright concerning.

@zsmjanjua 60's,70's,80's Millwall turn up at Palace, take over pubs, all go in the home end, not a peep from Palace fans. Palace at Millwall? No, not really even though you can get a bus straight there. All seater stadiums, tickets required, Millwall sell out at Palace, Palace don't at MFC

Who agrees?

@TheSecretScout_ You need to get out more.✌️

Oh my word one of the worst challenge I’ve ever seen on Jean-Philippe Mateta #PALMIL #FACUP

@TeleFootball All the sanctimonious replies can maybe also comment on the Palace fans singing the same song when Millwall's Nehgli had to go off injured? Or is that ok? ,✌️

Millwall fans chant ‘let him die’ as Crystal Palace’s Jean-Philippe Mateta hurt in horror tackle The forward appeared unconscious and received treatment for more than eight minutes #TelegraphFootball | #CPFC

@TheSopranosClub Paulie walnuts has done me 🤣

@LeeHurstComic She always looks like she has just emerged from cleaning a chimney ✌️

Anneliese Dodds has resigned to spend more time with her hairdresser.

@AchtungMillwall It's all a bit much for me, I'm going for a lie down✌️

Touch screen information at The Den … NTMIK

@JeremyVineOn5 He is about as tough as a snarling hamster ✌️

Should Sir Keir Starmer get tough with Donald Trump? The two leaders are meeting in the US later today. Trade, defence, and the war in Ukraine are likely to be top of the agenda. What should the PM tell him?

Man pretending to be a woman reveals the results of his Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS) and he doesn’t look any more like a woman despite spending countless thousands. Moreover, there is no surgery to change his chromosomes. He’ll always be a man.

@kathrynhall_ Always ✌️

Hands up if like me you remove the address label from a parcel before putting the packaging in the bin... 🤚

@Sara_Writes1 You wrote this tweet and we are reading it and it's all good. Remember, you don't need to write "well", most readers are not that bothered about anything other than a good yarn 🙂✌️

My problem is, I really what to write a book but how do overcome that constant feeling of not being able to write well enough to be able to actually write a book… any tips please?

@TonyMunday1968 Crama does a sort of flick with his hands when he gets the ball over his head, not sure if it is illegal though. ✌️

Couple of things I’ve noticed from the last few games. As much as love him Mihalo never attacks the ball in the penalty area,he waits to see what’s going to happen. And the other thing is how is Crama getting away with those foul throws? Every throw in looks like it’s illegal to me. 😃 #millwall

@MillwallFC He needs to understand the overlap though. ✌️

💪 Some performance, Tristan! #Millwall

@Haggis_UK Oh poor luvvie. ✌️

Stephen Fry: "I'm deeply worried by the darkening shadow that's going over the world, the shadow we have to call fascism... it's a cult of power..." #bbclaurak

@HumansNoContext Just watching this disgusting display is enough to give you the trots...✌️💩

Every single move was unexpected

@ProfBrianCox My thought for the day. Don't give up your day job. ,✌️

My thought for the day. Single Market. Customs Union. More money for defence. Strengthen Europe. Place us firmly back at the heart of our continent economically, militarily and geopolitically.

Do you think Lily Phillips will ever know the father?