Billy Dalton

Do you reckon Michael D Higgins got kicked out of his lads WhatsApp group?

@DonnellyStephen It’s called a freezer, not a very very cold fridge

@craig_spain They shouldn’t have to ask, the language of love is PS5

@Billymarkdalton I knew I forgot something, they didn't ask for one but now how will they know if I truly love them???

Remember, you only really love your kids if you managed to bag them a PS5.

I think we all know who should be running the country, and that’s Tony McGregor. He wouldn’t have enough room in his slim fit, Hugo Boss suit for all this nonsense.

Have a great Christmas whatever way you like to and stay safe, and remember the government don’t listen to the people they represent, why should the people listen to them! #HappyChristmas

Isn’t everyone essentially an Instagram model once you have an account and have posted a picture?

If the student nurses want to be paid for all the ‘work’ they’ve been doing I think they should give back all those 8pm round of aplaudes they received during the first lockdown.

@craig_spain 😂😂😂 touché 😂😂

@Billymarkdalton The cards just wanted to "come out" 🤣

How come gay people used to carry ‘gay cards’ and why did they constantly drop them?

@Bobbarn66180003 I’d hate to get caught out

@Billymarkdalton Now I know why you carry a full deck on ye 🤨

I feel Donald Trump gets a lot of hate about his fake tan, fat body and weird hair, directly from a group who’s ideology tries to promote individuality, positive body image and no discrimination towards physical appearance 🤷🏻‍♂️

The ‘take off your mask it’s not Halloween yet’ joke really isn’t landing as well as it normally does this year 🤔

@JessieCawley Don’t watch them 😂 it’s only goes down hill

I have 4 episodes of Game of Thrones left, what will I do with my life afterwards?

Awh bollox, I’m after forgetting to do me neknomination!

The real question on everyone’s brain tonight... how long will it take @imahon to find a game of Astro upon his return to Ireland 🇮🇪

@EmmaBoardman3 @heypanini7 @peachysanas @YemieSonuga @remisuuhh Just for a panda 😂

@heypanini7 @peachysanas @YemieSonuga @remisuuhh Maybe I’ll get to Canada someday @Billymarkdalton 🐼😍

Did I have a part to play in the return of banshee bones to the market, yes. But I did not do it alone so I cannot take all the credit for this. Most of the credit, I don’t know but I wasn’t just my suggestion alone.

@paulkavanagh89 @Bobbarn66180003 Never raved without them 😎

@Bobbarn66180003 @Billymarkdalton Proper sessioner always wears shades indoors 😎

The house parties need to stop, people are dying and my grandmother just died because of YOUR HOUSE PARTIES! It was her first time double dropping, nobody saw it coming.

@Bobbarn66180003 Of course she was wearing them when she died

@Billymarkdalton Heard she just bought a lovely new pair of shades 😎