🦇Batty Cryptid Hev🐀

i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon

BIKE!

i'm burnt out

U complete me bro like two pees in a mouth or whatever the saying is

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

sometimes all you need in life is a beautiful brown-eyed woman telling you what to do

not a jack of all trades but a hoe of all hobbies

Sending my most trusted knight (my wife) to bring me the riches of the realm (Mcdonald breakfast) while I ponder the orb in the lair (lay naked in her bed playing clash royale)

u call it substance abuse i call it my chemical romance

Thank you for always liking and reposting 🦊💕

blowing vape smoke on her bush call that Rainforest Cafe

YOU HAVE ONE LIFE. SPEND IT ALL ABUSING STIMULANTS

Man Stroker’s Ejacula

@dykenails You're god damned right, mutt.

She actively wants me to maul her.......

∬ ∬∬　∬∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ にょろにょろにょろにょろ~~~~ チンアナゴとニシキアナゴごはんのじかん🕐

oh, my dear deer 🦌 🩸 oc

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

@dykenails Go shower stinky....

Where y'all wanna be when i say i haven't showered in a few days 😔

Time go fishing, question