Sarah Bee🐝

I think I just fell in love

@AllieJade1 Ppl are so thoughtless

Why do people do that? That's a 128 dollar piece of meat. It's supposed to stay refrigerated. If you don't want it, go put it back! Am I right?

It's peak baby opossum season, which runs February through September. If you see a dead opossum on the road, her babies may be alive in her pouch or somewhere nearby. Pull over if it's safe, listen for soft sneeze-like sounds (that's the joeys calling for her), and contact a wildlife rehabber. Don't try to rescue them yourself, but do make the call.

A 17 yr old girl was sexually assaulted in Vancouver. He smeared feces into her face & mouth He’s a schizophrenic, nine years of meth addiction, prior sexual assault convictions, and a history of breaching court orders. He was out on bail when he did it Make laws matter again

5 more weirdly specific facts about Canada: - There is a town in Manitoba called Churchill where residents routinely leave their car doors unlocked. It’s not because they are incredibly trusting—it’s so pedestrians have a quick escape route if they run into a polar bear. - Alberta is completely, aggressively rat-free. It has been a criminal offense to own a pet rat here since the 1950s to protect agriculture. The province has a literal "Rat Patrol" to keep them out. - Cashiers can legally reject your change if you use too much of it. Thanks to the Currency Act, a business can look at you and say "no" if you try to pay for a twenty-dollar item entirely in nickels. - In Halifax, it is strictly illegal for taxi drivers to wear t-shirts. The municipal dress code bylaws mandate collared shirts, socks, and shoes. No casual Fridays for the cabbies. - In Souris, Prince Edward Island, it is a local crime to build a snowman taller than 30 inches if you live on a corner lot. They don't want your winter masterpiece blocking drivers' views. Seriously though, is anyone else watching Canadian Twitter right now? The timeline was absolutely on fire the last 4–5 days. Someone please check on the servers. 🔥😅 #CanadaTwitter #FunFacts #canadafeet PC (me)- Moraine Lake, AB 🇨🇦

Just a reminder that the USDA admits that enforcement of animal welfare laws in labs is “basically meaningless.” (Their words) If the 40,000 dogs are going to be saved, it’s up to us. And we’ve got a plan to do just that.

@MarioNawfal @DanHall35818675 ‘She caused me to sin’….a tale as old as time. Bad men say these words. Bad men.

🚨 Louisiana Democrats introduced a bill to ban bestiality. 10 Republicans voted against it.

@mooseincrisis Best one yet. Lol.

Got chased by the fucking cops. Never drinking again.

@96Boiler That made me laugh too😆

@BirrelleBee Like a ghost pepper cookie 😬🤣

This guy is the cat whisperer, for real. Calling their paws and claws ‘murder mittens’ is hysterical.

@TimeyinI 🇨🇦❤️❤️

@BirrelleBee I have some wonderful Canadian friends. They’re genuinely very nice and friendly.

The people. Amazing people. ❤️🇨🇦

“The natural disaster in our area is not hurricanes, or tornadoes, or earthquakes; it is Lyme disease,” says MIT associate professor and pioneer in genetic engineering Kevin Esvelt, describing the severity of the tick-borne illness in the Northeast. cbsn.ws/3Rsnxgu

@Roadtrekman95 I’m quicker than the quickest quick-sand. 😉❤️

@BirrelleBee I figured you would be good enough to just be able to walk on top of quicksand 🤣

Quicksand. And elder millennials and Gen X all know to blame: The Never-Ending Story.

@rupasubramanya @WholeFoods Oh my God Rupa, you need to go outside. You can’t read a room to save your life. Ppl have real problems-THIS is NOT 1 of them. Embarrassed for you.

Strange placement of Indian foods relegated to cleaning and pet supplies aisle @WholeFoods Ottawa. 🧐

@Roadtrekman95 Call me if you do. I am very fast.❤️

@BirrelleBee Immediate fear of quicksand. Years and years later, I've yet to ever encounter any lol

@sappholives83 He belongs in a cage under the male prison

This man raped both his 9 year old daughter and his 8 year old son. Can you guess which kind of prison he’ll be doing time in? If you said a women’s prison, you were right.

@CelticAshes They are dancing in Habs jerseys. What is your problem?

There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.

I I used to have a dog that snored so loud, Id have to wake him up with a little elbows in the middle of the night. Sounded like a crocodile growling. Lol.

@NiallHarbison Music to our ears 🥹❤️

Rocky has found his voice. He has settled in well now and loves singing. I think he might be asking for smoked salmon or another beach trip ❤️

Moms are everything ❤️

An autistic horse finds his tribe….cats. I’m convinced animals can have autism.. like this horsey ❤️