Johnny Bishop 🇺🇦

@MollyJongFast Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude?

@PatrickMahomes @hbtCHIEFS No doubt you will crush the rehab and recovery, and come back stronger than ever. Chiefs Kingdom is behind you!

Don’t know why this had to happen. And not going to lie it’s hurts. But all we can do now is Trust in God and attack every single day over and over again. Thank you Chiefs kingdom for always supporting me and for everyone who has reached out and sent prayers. I Will be back stronger than ever ⏰

@hbtCHIEFS All of them. All the weeks.

Which week was this said?

"We had a few mistakes and that ends up costing you against a good football team." - Andy Reid

Fuck. Elon.

@elonmusk Fuck. You.

This is a real picture

@elonmusk Fuck. You. Nazi.

😂💯

@BrandonPerna Congrats Perna. Playing the Bills with house money, so who knows?

If Mahomes was playing the Broncos would have won 38-16 The Math Checks out

@elonmusk Why the fuck does your shit appear in my notifications?

What is happening in Britain!?

@Super70sSports The Human Clydesdale

Sure, the ad says the ruffles are removable but only a goddamn fool would do that.

@ksorbs @Highway_30

I didn’t get “blacklisted” from Hollywood, I left because they’re all pedos.

@mtgreenee Are “they” in the room with us now?

Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

@JDVance Fuck. You. Asshole.

In Springfield, Ohio, there has been a massive rise in communicable diseases, rent prices, car insurance rates, and crime. This is what happens when you drop 20,000 people into a small community. Kamala Harris's immigration policy aims to do this to every town in our country.

@JDVance Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Months ago, I raised the issue of Haitian illegal immigrants draining social services and generally causing chaos all over Springfield, Ohio. Reports now show that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in this country. Where is our border czar?

@Super70sSports Divk move? Sure. But it could not have happened to a bigger asshole.

“You can’t play in the Olympics this year because I don’t fucking like you. I think it’s kind of funny, personally.”

@Super70sSports Insane. When I got Jack Clark it was like I won the fucking Powerball.

I actually feel sorry for anyone who never experienced the adrenaline of pulling a 3-D baseball card out of a box of cereal.

@Super70sSports With coke in his back pocket, he still took bases at will.

It may be a double, or a single and a stolen base, or maybe it’s a walk and a steal. But just know he’s gonna be on second base soon.

@Super70sSports Pencils down, we have a winner.

The greatest game ball ever. Recognize.

@Super70sSports Larry Bowa or Dave Cash.

Name a Philadelphia Phillie. The first one that pops in your head. I’ll start:

@Super70sSports Is that me?

This kid is now blind because he sat too close to the TV. Sincerely, Every 70s Mom

@Super70sSports Took awhile, especially when you didn’t read Nintendo Power. Once you knew the key to beating him, all good.

The pride of Istanbul, Turkey, and full of enough anabolic steroids to down a herd of elephants. I hope your career record against this bad motherfucker is better than mine … 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/bald-…

@BettyBowers @mjfree I miss you. Are you on Bluesky?

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood legend James Woods just said: "Let’s face it. Donald Trump is a rough individual. He is vain, insensitive and raw. But he loves America more than any President in my lifetime." I say FUCK JAMES WOODS. What's your reaction?