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@hi1ar10us @AlexTanooki I run the builder brothers kitchen like it’s seal team 6

@gregthesorcerer CONTEXT: youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa…

@gregthesorcerer Him eating a whole pound bag of gummy bears is genuinely one of the greatest youtube videos of all time

@bugtrio This is exactly how I designed my OC when I was 9 and I don't regret it one bit.

I’m crying bro

@theunevenwind @howlidae @JeremiahDJohns

@theunevenwind @howlidae I would formally like to nominate this post for worst tweet of 2026

social media phenomenon

@fadgaisbetter "Who plays Evelyn in Everything Everywhere All At Once" Me:

student asked me why I sound like a girl

@DailyNoud Actually i heard it’s gonna have fluffy and butter popcorn inside :3

The giant Trojan Horse in The Odyssey will reportedly have soldiers inside, according to recent script leaks.

@vaughanilla_cos This idea is so stupid that we might see this in the movie. Excellent work.

I channeled the mind of Joe Russo and came to the conclusion that Victor in Doomsday will be Dreamwalking in Tony Stark’s corpse and he has to wear a mask because of how messed up Tony’s face is.

@cosmic_marvel If it doesn’t fix their marriage I don’t want it

Joe Quesada says he might release a sequel to ‘SPIDER-MAN: ONE MORE DAY’ • It won’t be anytime soon. • It won’t fix Peter Parker and MJ’s marriage. (via thepopverse.com/comics-marvel-…)

Be the change you want to see in cinemas and tell people disrupting your viewing to fucking watch the movie they’re there to see. Need more, to quote an iconic Vine, “turn off your flash you fucking moron” energy out here.

@wondermeg_ @odysseymovie Hope you had fun

@wondermeg_ @odysseymovie

left my horse parked outside.

@MilkLolsBrother @kelsaywhat I acknowledge it but at the same time leave some for the rest of us 😭

@kelsaywhat im doing both

if you are going to see the odyssey at 7 a.m. or 3 a.m. please DM me for a story lol

@KeiziTV Current mood this week

the odyssey is getting glazed all over my timeline right now

@Phenomm_ "What's Your Theory? Mine is stark was ALWAYS doom!!"

What’s your theory? Mine is stark was always doom

@r0zemary_ @megsfrompluto I think it's funny when i am driving alone or alone and I break up albums with "beep boop bullshit"

@megsfrompluto if you have songs from games in your playlist they CANNOT exceed >5-10% of the total songs and they CANNOT be any beep boop bullshit My #1 example of this is This Road from Alan Wake 2, of which I have kissed several women while it played in the background

had an ex who REFUSED to let me touch the aux, drove with his music on shuffle, and had the most random dog shit video game soundtrack songs come up and i felt like i was going to have a nervous breakdown every time

@megsfrompluto @meeatclown

@meeatclown They might be giants is suuuch ass I’m sorry lol

@MaxFromQuebec Thanks boss

FYI for THE ODYSSEY IMAX 70mm SCREENINGS ARRIVE ON TIME! THERE WILL NOT BE ANY PRE-SHOW, COMMERCIALS OR TRAILERS. THE MOVIE WILL BEGIN AT THE TIME ON YOUR TICKET. DON'T BE LATE!

@captaincupkick How it feels when there’s chaos at work but then it’s time for your lunch break ;

Kang traveling back in time to try and take Apocalypse’s power, making things infinitely worse, then leaving is the most Kang thing ever

@twobularbells There’s no way that burger doesn’t have a microchip in it 🤣

oh my god.