Mykol Dielly

@robofear Same guy who called them jet skis and not boater cycles

@robofear There’s about a hundred 15 year olds that’ll put you in yer false denim fantasy place bud…

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@PauseSleepPlay @Walmart @GameStop Short answer: Walmart sells way more Sony products than GameStop.

Why does @Walmart get stock of 400 PS5s at a single store yet @GameStop the seller of video games gets 0? Something is amiss.🤔

Twenty wait teen. Just wait it out, it’ll get better. #mbmbam

Came back on to follow @robofear you should to. He tells jokes like your dad. Except they are funny and they don't give you a black eye

FRIDAY DENVER~! Get a ticket now, gwan sell out lika motherfucker.

Stannis is basically an old @realjstatham The one true transporter of westeros. #GoT #GameOfThrones #OursIsTheHurry

It's really crazy that breakfast tacos aren't a thing in any place but Austin.

Bartending is like tech support for humans' social anxiety and awkwardness #bartenderproblems

What if Jesus was just an awesome guy to party with. "I swear that dude turned water to wine last night! Fuuuuuuck"

"Your head looks like a tiny little forest." -Sarah Williams everybody

If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you give your 2 cents... You lost a penny.

@Machkovech how many kills did you get and what map. Players gotta know.

Fortunate enough to be playing in the #alienware Denver comp. getting used to bots is a little weird in #CODGhosts even they camp

@c0mpl3x1ty1 I used magic obviously

@MatthewBerryTMR your analysis is bad... And you should feel bad.

If you live in a first world country and you choose not to bathe cause you think it's cool... Go die.

I think the refs might be pregnant... They missed the last 2 periods @den_cutthroats

Pro tip: don't read "The Road" while vacationing on a beach.