BitchyGriff

If i was larping and someone killed me with a styrofoam sword i would beat the fuck out of them when nobody’s looking

Simon is the only person I know who can shave half they eyebrows off and look exactly the same

“Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.” - Henry Ford

wtf

Cormac McCarthy’s final home outside of Santa Fe.

That’s my wife

Being in your 30s is crazy because every age group wants to fuck you AND wants you to take them seriously

@tranidishwasher type shit

@BitchyGriff Cruising for lesbian chasers is every night

Cruising for lesbian chasers at the Ethel Cain concert

Crazy how I just completely forgot how fucking dope my life is for like 6 months

killing a man with a hammer is the most fun a woman can have with her clothes on

Just spent 2 hours R&Ding shrimp toast for a bar menu and it was pretty fucking good but it was the worlds biggest pain in the ass to prep and the entire kitchen will hate me forever if it goes on the menu

Crazy how Chungking Express just plays the same 6 songs over and over and it’s still the best soundtrack of all time

I’m not even looking at the comment section

Iggy Pop

Thinking about the time my friend walked in on a Jiffy Lube manager jacking off in the bathroom at 8:00 am and proceeded to blackmail him for a lifetime of free vehicle maintenance

I met Andrew Callaghan at Twilite Lounge one time in like 2019 & I didn’t know who he was and apparently I was a total asshole to him

@Moth_Buckaroo @malnourished_jo first comment

@malnourished_jo Sorry miss jackson

I love dinner…. Call me entree 3000

@NoContextHumans Because you don’t fucking wash the starch off your potatoes at home !!

I’ll never understand this.

horses don’t go they keep stopping

I almost never remember dreams but I’ve been having really vivid and bizarre ones lately and because I’m not used to remembering them I’m struggling to separate them from recent memories and it’s making me feel like an insane person