Bitcoin Carl 🚀🚀🌎🌍

I may have just created a perpetual #Bitcoin mining contraption. 1. An old LG smartphone running cpuminer-multi in Ubuntu (via userland). 2. A 20w solar panel and battery pack. Combined its almost a full 1 Mh/s of indefinite green energy solo mining.

People say Bitcoin is stored Energy. I would take it a step further and say Bitcoin is stored Energy + Time. You can not generate a new block without a new timestamp.

@maybury_th43796 Looking more likely

@BitcoinCarl_ Depression incoming….😐

American workers are having to pull money from the 401(k)s to cover costs, so my guess is they are also having to sell their Bitcoin too. Are we underestimating how difficult it will be to hodl Bitcoin through the collapse of fiat?

@Vs13Tim Probably true

@BitcoinCarl_ Nah…they’re already all out

@the_bitcoin_fix Okay so they have private keys?

@BitcoinCarl_ That's not how coinbase enterprise custody works.

As much as I want MicroStrategy to win, they need to go bankrupt for us to kick off the next Bitcoin bull run. Sorry, I don’t make the rules!

@thee_goated_one @BTCOVERFIAT Not necessarily… the Federal Reserve could decide to implement a highly deflationary agenda, for example.

@BitcoinCarl_ @BTCOVERFIAT If we go under $8k I’m pretty sure Bitcoin has failed as anything other than a novelty

@netesq @BTCBreadMan I’ll take… responses that won’t age well for $1000

@BTCBreadMan @BitcoinCarl_

@netesq Like I said, not my rules!

@the_bitcoin_fix When they try to self custody and Coinbase responds with a support email.

@BitcoinCarl_ But why would strategy going bankrupt start a bull market? I don't understand the logic

@rickeyjohnson12 A couple hundredth of a million? Bitcoin is 5 septillion now!

@BitcoinCarl_ One day I’ll tell my kids/grandkids I bought bitcoin at 0.0265 million dollars per BTC

One day you can tell your kids you bought Bitcoin at 0.07 million dollars per BTC.

It’s our job to make sure we buy as much Bitcoin as possible to slow down Strategy since no other big corporations have the balls to do it.

@the_bitcoin_fix Yeah a new bull market starts in a bear market

@BitcoinCarl_ If they went bankrupt, wouldn't that kick off a bear market, not a bull market?

@BTCOVERFIAT How far under $8,000 we talking?

@BitcoinCarl_ Huh? That makes zero sense and won’t happen. They are positioned for BTC to fall under $8,000

@bitcoin_only It’s not slop if it’s true! 🤣

@BitcoinCarl_ You don't make the rules just make up the slop to post

I have a very diversified Crypto portfolio: Bitcoin, Sats, and BTC.

Strategy has acquired 22,337 BTC for ~$1.57 billion at ~$70,194 per bitcoin. As of 3/15/2026, we hodl 761,068 $BTC acquired for ~$57.61 billion at ~$75,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Just had my first experience paying with bitcoin at a restaurant using a Square terminal, and it worked flawlessly. The guy at the counter hadn’t done it before, but at checkout he saw the Bitcoin button and said, “I guess we do accept bitcoin.” 🙂

@Vikingobitcoin9 Probably a good call tbh

End of an era. Just sold the last motorcycle I think I’ll own for many many years