Dayofweek Jones

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We could be in the midst of the most special NLDS-losing season of all time (Cubs tweet)

Guy from the betting app might break into my house tonight and make me cash out of Cam Young at gunpoint. I am not suicidal

Tommy respects this place too much. Refused to participate in the looting and lawlessness.

Arizona/Illinois 2005 rewatch and getting emotional

Absolute bellend, Fitzpatrick is

Fate of the universe on the line, Martians have the death beam pointed at Earth- I want Cam Young

Since I have the day off, I bet I can go to Costco and have the place all to myself!

Some deity was laughing when I placed my bets tn

@Amie_Walker1 👎👎

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“Mr Lez*n, how good was Cheapo Felípo?”

Me tn to a bottle of overpriced bourbon and the entire Cod5 campaign

Boozed til 4am and am about to disintegrate

Bears game

Cubs win tn would be the best moment out of the next 7 days for me

Get bent Sister Jean

Perma ban from applying actually

Type shit I’ll have a doordash driver marching up 4 flights of stairs tomorrow if Nevada and Duke act right

Starter got the hook early tonight, Coors will need to eat some innings

Blue Line stopped for 2 hours to mop up fent zombies